Top Knots & Cocker Tails 🐩🐕✂️

Joolz, Retired Pet Stylist at Top Knots & Cocker Tails. Quality, Competition winning, C&G qualified, Show, Salon & Creative styling.

[Top Knots & Cocker Tails 🐩🐕✂️ @TopKnotsPetSpa]

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[Top Knots & Cocker Tails 🐩🐕✂️ @TopKnotsPetSpa]

Can you help me out? I am trying to get a f...
Hello friends, I need your help to click this link below to get more puppy snac...
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[Top Knots & Cocker Tails 🐩🐕✂️ @TopKnotsPetSpa]

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[Top Knots & Cocker Tails 🐩🐕✂️ @TopKnotsPetSpa]

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[Top Knots & Cocker Tails 🐩🐕✂️ @TopKnotsPetSpa]

@fesshole I got off the bus and hit my head on the wing mirror 🤣

[Guitar Gods Unleashed @gguworld]

When a dude with an accordion rolls up on a lawnmower, you know it’s about to get real.

Steve’n’Seagulls turn “Thunderstruck” into a hoedown and I am here for it.

[Top Knots & Cocker Tails 🐩🐕✂️ @TopKnotsPetSpa]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The greatest non-swearing British insults:

1. Dipstick
2. Plonker
3. Wally
4. Wazzock
5. Muppet
6. Berk
7. Mug
8. Plank
9. Numpty
10. Pillock

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Life is just saying “yeah, I need to sort that” until you die.

[Top Knots & Cocker Tails 🐩🐕✂️ @TopKnotsPetSpa]

Make Tequila 😋 or... Stick em in the freezer, and lob them at whoever gave you the Lemons in the first place... 😂

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

When life gives you lemons, write a strong letter to life saying you didn’t order any lemons and you’re very disappointed with the service. Life will then say you’re a valued customer and send you a voucher for more lemons.

[Top Knots & Cocker Tails 🐩🐕✂️ @TopKnotsPetSpa]

Haha 😂 always... 😬😅

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Brit 1: "What do you want to eat?"
Brit 2: "Oh, anything, I don't mind"
Brit 1: "This?"
Brit 2: "No"

[Top Knots & Cocker Tails 🐩🐕✂️ @TopKnotsPetSpa]

Haha 😂

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Being unable to help saying "at least I hope so!" after telling someone they're on the right train

[Top Knots & Cocker Tails 🐩🐕✂️ @TopKnotsPetSpa]

Haha 😂

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Two types of people:

1. Those who pop the two paracetamol that are next to each other and next to the empty spaces left by the last two
2. Those who just pop two at random and mess up the whole sequence WHAT is wrong with you?!

[Top Knots & Cocker Tails 🐩🐕✂️ @TopKnotsPetSpa]

@SoVeryBritish Or grated chedder cheese teacake with Worcestershire sauce or beefy flavour crisps layered on the cheese 😋

[Top Knots & Cocker Tails 🐩🐕✂️ @TopKnotsPetSpa]

@SoVeryBritish Fruit teacake with a crumbly cheese 😋

[Top Knots & Cocker Tails 🐩🐕✂️ @TopKnotsPetSpa]

Urgh, get rid of the fruit cake, I'll just have the icing, marzipan and cheese thanks 👍🏻

[Lindsay Sleeper @LindsayPNewton]

I never thought I would change my name when I got married— I was the first (medical) Dr. Newton in my family and I’m very proud of that. But, when presented with the opportunity to say “Hi, I’m Dr. Sleeper and I’ll be your anesthesiologist,” I just couldn’t pass it up!

[Top Knots & Cocker Tails 🐩🐕✂️ @TopKnotsPetSpa]

I know people like this lol 😂

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is another old favourite.

A 'mumpsimus' (16th century) is someone who insists that they are right, despite clear evidence that they are not.

[Top Knots & Cocker Tails 🐩🐕✂️ @TopKnotsPetSpa]

😅

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Levels of saying “I want to leave”:

1. Sitting on edge of sofa
2. Looking at watch
3. Saying “is that the time?”
4. Slapping thighs
5. Saying “right”
6. Placing mug near sink
7. Putting on coat
8. Saying “right” again

You’re staying for at least another hour at this point.

[Top Knots & Cocker Tails 🐩🐕✂️ @TopKnotsPetSpa]

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[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Before 3D printing there was the photo sculpture, a process invented in the XIX century for the reproducing subjects in 3-dimensions by taking a series of photos in the round. This is a 1939 footage

[📹 British Paté: https://t.co/UOyOoHDaf7]
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