Chris

keep refrigerated, shake well

[Chris @TopShelfMayo]

@marciobarcelos Folding laundry I can get very zen about. Vacuuming too.

[Chris @TopShelfMayo]

I wish I could be more Zen about doing laundry

[Netflix @netflix]

Love is in the details. ✨ With Love, Meghan, a new series, premieres January 15.

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Captioned like an Amazon product name 💀

[horse @horseimage]

horse dropping apple losing precious snack surprised horrified disappointing turn of events

[Chris @TopShelfMayo]

Jason Sidekicks doesn't look like that should be his name

[Chris @TopShelfMayo]

I've always maintained that if you live in a city cool enough to have tourists, you should not get mad at tourists in your city

[Sally🪬 @VERSACESAINTZ]

this point of view made me a better person even tho ive never been bothered by tourists

[Chris @TopShelfMayo]

Oh I just remebered! It's Ozark and Arrested Development and The Switch and Zootopia and Horrible Bosses and Game Night and Identity Thief and Carry-On and and and

[Chris @TopShelfMayo]

Looking for a tv show/movie where Jason Bateman wears a Nordstrom shirt and looks like a trustworthy dad-type, but is actually the antagonist behind the facade. And he always says stuff like "okay buddy?" in a really smarmy way. What is this movie called again??

[Chris @TopShelfMayo]

@FelipeDiPoi I had this same thought😂

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@ReverendPear Trick! I was testing your faith and you passed. I am indeed Jesus.

[Chris @TopShelfMayo]

@mspiggyhairgif Just put this man in the grave already 😭

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

All we have to do is convince Biden that Luigi is his son

[Chris @TopShelfMayo]

She's back from Paris with a vengeance

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

NYPD releases new photos of United HealthCare CEO Brian Thompson’s alleged assassin

[Chris @TopShelfMayo]

@marciobarcelos Dude, it's truly terrible. It's the worst version of every classic Christmas song you've ever heard

[Chris @TopShelfMayo]

The Taylor Swift Christmas album is to Swifties what the Star Wars Christmas Special is to Star Wars fans

[Chris @TopShelfMayo]

I'm in group chat hell

[Chris @TopShelfMayo]

This fight ended in a draw btw, and Roy Jones Jr. was 51 years old. Also @MikeTyson lost his last two flights before this, which were both 20 years ago. Jake is going to destroy him.

[Jack Alter @jackalter]

Do ya'll remember how Mike Tyson looked against Roy Jones a few years ago? (and he was taking it light there) I don't care if he's 60 he'll still obliterate Jake Paul lmao

[Chris @TopShelfMayo]

@glaciersix yo are you playing Pokemon TCG Pocket? Gimme your friend code 👀

[Chris @TopShelfMayo]

Breaking: Maya Rudolph Seen Queuing at the Unemployment Office