Katie

Ask me anything. I'm an open book. And if you ask something that sends me on a rant, apparently it's funny.

[Katie @TopShelvesSuck]

Why do restaurants with rewards only let you do 1 per order like I'm not just going to break my order into as many orders as possible to get all of the free things that don't require purchases beyond what I was planning on getting. Jokes on you, now you have 15 small orders.

[Katie @TopShelvesSuck]

All of the true crime podcasts I listen to feature ads for mental health resources. I think they're trying to tell me something

[Katie @TopShelvesSuck]

@dog_rates @kcherryleigh The goodest boi

[Katie @TopShelvesSuck]

@ebhook @rodeoman I feel old now.

[Katie @TopShelvesSuck]

@RACH4_theSTARZ Genuinely cannot tell if you’re getting married or if you’re upset about something

[Katie @TopShelvesSuck]

@expelliarmoire @coecoechanel And then gets upset when she does the same to him.

[Katie @TopShelvesSuck]

@CWeltzer2 Let it get a little mushy, eat one side off but leave more than half, hold the stick parallel to the floor, tip your head back underneath it, grab the last bit with your lips like normal, and it should all fall off.

[Katie @TopShelvesSuck]

@carissamroberts The point of dating him? Idk. Follow your dream!

[Peter Nguyen @peternguyenn]

Catholic children are undefeated in their piety pt. 1

[Carissa Roberts @carissamroberts]

Personally, I’m more of an NCIS fan, but still a great show to tweet about!

[Katie @TopShelvesSuck]

@carissamroberts Changing outfits and washing your hair can go 2-3 days

[Katie @TopShelvesSuck]

After binging @CatfishMTV during quarantine, I am 100% convinced that Nev and Max would be amazing friends to have. I wish I was friends with them

[Katie @TopShelvesSuck]

@CWeltzer2 Way better than everyone else? No

[Katie @TopShelvesSuck]

“Which ad experience do you prefer?”

Yeah, like we didn’t invent ways to not watch ads

[NIKI DEMAR @nikidemar]

jealous of the people quarantined in a warm climate with sunshine, a yard, or a pool.

sincerely,
in an apartment w/ cold weather

[Katie @TopShelvesSuck]

@TheHazelHayes That was my first thought too

[Katie @TopShelvesSuck]

Girls who watched Princess Diaries 2 when it was released knew Chris Pine was hot when all the rest of you said he wasn’t. Now everyone thinks he’s hot.

Shout out to the OG Chris Pine fans!!!!

[Katie @TopShelvesSuck]

@CWeltzer2 Thank you for your TEDTalk

[Fr. Goyo @FrGoyo]

When you are leaving Mass after communion but the priest sees you.

[Katie @TopShelvesSuck]

@CWeltzer2 Time is relative