Listen little mother fuckers
Open a highyield account. Save up 3 month of life
Then open a Fidelity go with FXAIX
Any solid fund
Invest every dollar you have in it
When draw from your high yield stop Investing, refill high yield. Then back to Investing. I believe in you YNs
POTUS: "What do you want from Santa?"
CHILD: "A Kindle."
POTUS: "That's pretty good. You must be a High IQ person. We need more High IQ people in the country."