TopTweetsSHU

The funniest and most controversial tweets from The Hill. Unaffiliated, unrecognized, and disreputable by any standard of decency.

[Jessica Burgo @jessburgo]

Texas Roadhouse should deliver. Need ribs now.

[TopTweetsSHU @TopTweetsSHU]

@SaltLife_xo pregnant?

[Ashley Marie, Ed.D @msguyanesemix]

SHU needs to step their cafe game up. They have the same food every week

[Jessica Evans @yojessicugh]

Got a $1 tip working in the library this morning. Awww yeahhh, I'm buying myself an orange juice.

[Becka Diehl @levbec]

Boycott Biochem. Boycott sister Mary Ann 🚫📚🔬

[Becca Kelley @BeccaCKelley]

Some random lady gave me some stickers, markers, and construction paper. Apparently I look like a homeless 9 year old today. #notmadaboutit

[JMC @J_McClintock5]

S/O To the dude i heard getting it in up in Canevin #heardyouonthelawn

[Notorious Bigs 🦅🦅🦅 @Mr_MyNerd]

I guess I'm the only one at SHU who has ever seen a Lambo before?!!?

[Godiva Goddess @RubiesandGold_]

dude is really face timing another dude in class i cant deal

[king.algeron @ALg3r0n]

Black people & blonde hair do not mix under any circumstance

[Jessica Evans @yojessicugh]

My laptop is at 22% battery and my macbook charger has stopped working. HALP.

[Kristi @kristi2918]

Random creepy question, do you age when you're in a coma?

[Not Common Facts ™ @NotCommonFacts]

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