Topher Complains

Christopher Stephenson Comedian from Salt Lake City

[University of Utah @UUtah]

CAMPUS ALERT: Suspect male, white adult. Black clothing, beanie with cross, tear-drop tattoo on face. Possible forest green pick-up CO plate

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@NickSmithComedy @iamsaltlake Yes! I quit my second job. I have more time in my life now. Let's set up a date!

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#Trump has an extra pair of weird eyelids. Only he can stare into an eclipse. #SolarEclipse #SolarEclispe2017 #Trump #weirdeyelids

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Keep calling timeouts clippers. It'll only give @rudygobert27 longer to heal. #UTAatLAC #NBAPlayoffs2017

[Natashia Mower @tashiamo]

If you know @MandrewDuhh or frequent @ClubJAM_SLC, consider no longer doing so, especially if you care about women: https://t.co/qH7W0Pluo9

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Can't wait for Uncommon Core Math from #BetsyDeVos. #SecretaryOfEducation

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When crazy ass Dick Cheney is calling you absurd and crazy. You really are absurd and crazy. #MuslimBanprotest #TrumpBan #dickcheney

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Brake Torquing
#WordsThatMightBeSexy

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

We're gonna have to fight a lot of evil shit that Trump & his goblins have planned. Might as well start here. CALL. PLEASE. https://t.co/0J6sUITTtD

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Rotar Cuffs.
#WordsThatMightBeSexy

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Bronchial Tubes.
#WordsThatMightBeSexy

[Jason 'something something' Harvey @jason_harvey]

My new live comedy show FREE KITTENS is this friday at @UrbanLoungeSLC! W/ @NickSmithComedy, @tashiamo, and @TopherComplains! FREE SHOW! 21+

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This Friday at the @UrbanLoungeSLC. Free Kittens feat. @jason_harvey, @tashiamo, @NickSmithComedy and Me! Free Show.

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I wish I had as much money as I do LinkedIn invites. #dreamer

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Instead of using torture on our enemies. Just sentence them to cleaning dog shit out of carpet. They'd come around real quick.

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The true meaning of #christmas is #chamagne for breakfast. 🎄🍾

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I'll be performing tonight at the @thesandystation along with the very funny @tashiamo show starts at 8:30pm.

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Put Your Shoulder to the Wheel, Build a Wall. #MoTabSetlist #MormonTabernacleChoir

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Tiny Hands of Heaven. #MoTabSetlist #MormonTabernacleChoir

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Grab em by the garments. #MoTabSetlist #MormonTabernacleChoir