The Topless Trio

We are a cover band using air instruments. Will often perform topless. Currently on a world wide tour

[The Topless Trio @ToplessThe]

Cheers to all those who tuned into our glasthomebury set. heres a snippet of our drummer having it large #GlastonburyAtHome #Glastonbury2020 #GlastoAtHome #DarkNetflix #Pride #UFCFightNight #LoveIsLove #coronavirus #ProjetX

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

Ffs this is the worst person to have stuff in common with.

[The Topless Trio @ToplessThe]

wigan fans tonight after being on the end of a bigger injustice than the montreal screwjob @90sWWE @LaticsOfficial. The @EFL and the ballbags that bought wigan can fuck off #Wigan #EFLChampionship #KanyeWest #Turkey #Shameful #coronavirus #UpTheTics

[The Topless Trio @ToplessThe]

@JessGlynne getting kicked out of sexy fish #JessGlynne #sexyfish #lockdownextension #tracyzille
#JuveMilan #Russia #hoodies https://t.co/y1GkraTjxe

[Scottish Banter @ScottishBantrr]

ahhhhhhhhh

[The Topless Trio @ToplessThe]

Swansea's gaffer looks like a smack head version of david platt #headshot #borishasfailedtheuk #COVID19 #lockdown #EFL #Swansea #Millwall

[Jay Taylor @JayTaylorMedia1]

What is Luton’s number 16 doing?😂😂😂😂

[The Topless Trio @ToplessThe]

James doyle what the fuck was you doing, you absolute prick #itvracing #Newmarket

[The Topless Trio @ToplessThe]

@AAAAAGGHHHH she could gobble all 3 of us at once #slag

[The Topless Trio @ToplessThe]

When the topless trio announce the new tour dates #HowYouLikeThat #Glastonbury2020 #BLACKPINK #skamfrance #kabzadesmall #ShopWithTacha https://t.co/Ol6YA0g8Pr

[The Topless Trio @ToplessThe]

@annie_rebeccaaa @DunelmUK feel free to bunk in with us baby

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

Me helping my girlfriend record OnlyFans content so she can buy me a PS5

[The Topless Trio @ToplessThe]

when the topless trio drop another banger #HowYouLikeThat #Glastonbury2020 #BLACKPINK #HappyBirthdayAriana #FridayThoughts #DarkNetflix #COVID19 #NRLRoostersDragons https://t.co/f9UGwrtzQs

[The Topless Trio @ToplessThe]

Will use the proceeds from our album to pay to dress up like a spanish priest and get wanked off by conchita #WhiteLines #conchita

[The Topless Trio @ToplessThe]

Guna get involved in some white lines. Obvs the netflix show. However its been a while and we are clucking for a bit of trumpet #whitelines #WhitelinesNETFLIX #tuesdayvibes #coronaCon #pafc #dailybriefings

[Rhys Gale @rhysmgale]

When you dive into a room in Warzone, kill a team and walk out with their hard earned cash

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

I'm not allowed to see my mum so I'm going to visit Dominic Cummings parents in Durham instead.
Apparently that's fine

[josh @jccmm]

Tired of the whole Cummings thing now. I’m sure the majority of people moaning have broken lockdown guidelines themselves. Knob heads.

[Darragh Murphy @DarrMurphy]

Boris to his mates

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

Here’s the press breaking social distancing rules to report on Dominic Cummings breaking social distancing rules 😂 I ain’t watching the news anymore it’s a bunch of twats reporting on a bunch of twats, so if they open the pubs let me know!

[Mr Warnock��🎗️ @walnuts100]

Boris Johnson when he gets an update if how Cummings press conference is going