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Unseen in the background, fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove. CPO.

[Topper @TopperUK]

Turns out my mate was right when he said it would be weird applying each other's sun-tan lotion.

I just wish he'd stop rubbing it in.

[Topper @TopperUK]

@ralpha060461 Neither did they if they are at the Winter Olympics…

[Topper @TopperUK]

@FrauForelle Am able to confirm that both hallways and mats are, indeed, still a thing.

[Anton Gerashchenko @Gerashchenko_en]

Carol of the Bells in Kyiv subway.

Voices of the Embassies of Germany, France, and the United Kingdom came together to perform Shchedryk in the Kyiv metro as a sign of solidarity with Ukraine.

Thankful to everyone who stands with us!

[Topper @TopperUK]

@ralpha060461 It's cruel to make tape out of frogs.

(And yes, I am aware of gorilla glue...).

[John Gordon Sinclair Blue Tick @Jgs_x]

24hrs later & my wife’s just come to pick me up from the pub! What a night!!! Did we win?

[Topper @TopperUK]

@sidcelery No, really, this is riveting, do go on… 😉 X

[Topper @TopperUK]

#Scotland #WorldCupQualifiers #WorldCup2026 still need white shorts I’m afraid. What a game though. #kit

[Topper @TopperUK]

@barkway_ken Wouldn’t want it in a bad way…😉 Good luck to your lot! Great game.

[Topper @TopperUK]

#Scotland #WorldCupQualifiers #WorldCup2026 Fantastic game! Well done the Northern Brits 😉 Have a good evening al my “scotch” chums!

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Last year, Germany took over twice as many asylum seekers as the UK.

France, Italy and Spain took 1.5 times as many.

Per capita, we take fewer than most EU countries

Poorer countries such as Greece take proportionately more than we do.

[Topper @TopperUK]

@EruthsLindell Many people have said that many times about me in respect of many things.

[Topper @TopperUK]

@EruthsLindell You’re not a common-tator then (sorry).

[Topper @TopperUK]

@FabrizioRomano Why does that World Champion badge look like a cheap medallion?

[Topper @TopperUK]

@EruthsLindell I couldn’t possibly comment!

[Topper @TopperUK]

@EruthsLindell A very good question, and one where I am at a loss to answer. The reasons they gave were completely ridiculous!

[Topper @TopperUK]

Just a reminder that Duncan McKenzie could jump over a Mini and throw a golf ball the length of a football pitch. #cfc #ChelseaFC

[Topper @TopperUK]

@EruthsLindell Who? You? Agree.

[Topper @TopperUK]

@EruthsLindell I don’t dish it out willy, or indeed, nilly.

[Topper @TopperUK]

@EruthsLindell I may have overused the word; cool.

[Topper @TopperUK]

@EruthsLindell Bass always the coolest. Strongly suspected you were a bass wrangler, because you are cool. The biggest compliment; you are a female Paul Simonon. Who is clearly in the top three of cool with Steve McQueen.