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I’m here to eat mozz sticks and scream into the void that is X (artist formerly known as Twitter) and I’m all out of mozz sticks

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New Jersey. I’ll pay californias ridiculous taxes before I ever move to Jersey😂

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Which US state is an absolute "no" for you, even if living there was free?

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Oh come on!! My mom and I were literally half way there and I get this email. There goes her birthday gift🙄

@MorganWallen, when you hitting the Ohio/PA next??

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@BottomBoyTizzy @Stupercell Brother, what did I just watch😂😂😂

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

Women - Delete all rapists.
Men - Okay, and false accusers too.
Women - No.
Men - Okay, can you file a complaint against your rapist?
Women - No.
Men - Okay, can you at least block your rapist?

Women...

[Docquistador @Docquistador]

I mean it checks out.

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@christhelatino @Killking033 @Maciettox @WrestlingWCC That’s what’s scary about the internet nowadays. Stupidity is so damn common that you can’t tell if they’re being serious or if you’re talking to a person with a room temperature IQ. Shits wild

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@imjess_saiyan @DJALL_REDDY Autism knows no bounds (and from the sound of it, boundaries as well)

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@RaviSin87861337 Best news I’ve gotten all day tbh

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Either way, I’m glad I’m single😂

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Bruh wtf🙃 I know I usually post jokes/sarcastic commentary but in all seriousness, does rape give you some sort of Stockholm Syndrome?!? Like either they are faking a rape claim (entirely possible and VEERRRYYY despicable) or these women are out of their fucking minds!

[Aidan @aidannonx]

On my birthday, my ex girlfriend, who had been raped, told me a guy tried to rape her. I saw her snapping him next to me at dinner. Cheated on her that night, and began cheating a lot.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Parents: "Move out"

Boss: "Work harder"

Stripper: “I love you”

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@simongerman600 Global warming took the entire east coast out and nobody told the rest of us?!?

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@hthieblot Not to be autistic or anything but There was this volcano simulator where you set the intensity/pressure, how much magma flowed out and the shape of the volcano. Shit was actually pretty dope