SwissTori

Travelling accountant based in Switzerland working on an exciting project taking me all over the world. Taking bean counting global.

[SwissTori @Tori9773]

@bet365 please bring back the old app! Don’t like the layout or the way the different bet categories are displayed. Balance displayed under the home button and no 365 banner at the top??? It’s just inferior in too many ways!

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@SkyUK upgrade online but downgrade via a permanently busy line. Why not make it easy for us to keep our money, as it is for you to take it?

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@TalontedLex @RteeFufkin @TechnicallyRon Don't touch those gifs! Took me ages to arrange them. Please get rid of all Shaggy lyrics - I really shouldn't rap in a Jamaican accent...

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@TalontedLex @RteeFufkin @TechnicallyRon I didn't even see this before I used the phrase 'JTW originals' 😂 GET OUT OF MY BRAIN! Although, while you're there - anything useful?

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@RteeFufkin @TalontedLex @TechnicallyRon We need to keep him working and collect as many JTW originals as possible before he becomes famous

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@TalontedLex @RteeFufkin @TechnicallyRon You know I've lost my grasp on the English language... Also, we were just talking about ol' Wes so - for me - it was implied!

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@RteeFufkin Amazing pieces (is that what we in the bizniz call them???) in @TalontedLex and @TechnicallyRon's living room! Love! 🙌🏻

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@TalontedLex Yeah unfortunately it's a side effect of the only tic treatment that is strong enough for him in the S of F. Tics there are like Wolverine

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@TalontedLex @TechnicallyRon If his agent mentions a reality TV show then I will help you escape

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@TechnicallyRon @TalontedLex You have your own clothing range? I'm telling you - joint FB account is only days away...

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@TalontedLex I'm glad though because the alternative would've been very sad for poor old Satan. Monty's a lover, not a fighter.

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@TalontedLex Constructive criticism: 'You look like Hitler' before a night out as a 17 year old with a new haircut

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@TechnicallyRon ARE THERE REALLY NO HETEROSEXUAL PEOPLE LEFT? Finally, my plan to make millions through being a surrogate could be a reality...

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'I still don't know the difference between snool and pooker' @TalontedLex's finest moment today

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@runawaykiwi @TalontedLex They're plastic. She's too nice to tell you that you killed them 1st time and is keeping up charade to prevent inevitable tears

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@TalontedLex Ok, I need it soon. Bragging to foreign people who haven't heard of Katie Piper isn't really that fulfilling... Need something flashy!

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@TalontedLex How can I see the advert if I am in Switzerland? Is there a website where I can find it?

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@TalontedLex @RteeFufkin Yes! Close up of his furry snoot?

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@TalontedLex @RteeFufkin Ok we'll stop...

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@RteeFufkin @TalontedLex Awwww look at the little round puppy head! He's so shiny... Do you polish him?