Craig Marsh

Writer and Photoshop hobbyist. My novel The Dawn Child is available on Kindle for a bargin bucket price

[Craig Marsh @ToriaRau]

@GNev2 stop chatting about Arteta rightly demanding a card for multiple fouls and comment on Bruno kicking out at Gabriel. Biased

[Craig Marsh @ToriaRau]

Haven't tweeted in 6 years. Just coming back to say Elon Musk is a twat.

[Craig Marsh @ToriaRau]

@absoluteradio @thesturge Ran for 12 hours last night doing a virtual event. Could you play the traditional start line song, Highway to Hell, for all Mudders that took part?

[Craig Marsh @ToriaRau]

@lafleure355 For winning the ball on the ground and catching a player on the follow through?
What about both feet off the ground, missing the ball and landing studs in the chest of a keeper?

[Craig Marsh @ToriaRau]

#bbcfootball Why bother playing fair against Chelsea? Punished again for a blatant Costa dive

[Craig Marsh @ToriaRau]

@BBCMOTD Think you should replace Danny Murphy with someone who actually knows the laws of the game. Disgraceful condoning violent conduct!

[The Sun Dream Team @dreamteamfc]

After playing a blinder, Mike Dean voted Man of the Match by French viewers http://t.co/XlpTfMxmbK

[Sir Mo Farah @Mo_Farah]

.Come on boys.....!!! #gunners #CPFCvAFC

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Met a load of Arsenal legends in the Diamond Club..#Pires #Graham #Wilson #Seaman - and some jobless vagrant. @JeremyClarkson

[Rachel @mypandaisland]

Today I will be mostly dressed as a panda #BecauseICan #SelfEmployed

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Great 1st half. Dangerous in attack, rock solid in defence. Spurs look as mediocre as always. #afc #NLD

[Craig Marsh @ToriaRau]

@bbcfootball Please Santa, can you ban Mike Dean from the Emirates forever #shockingref

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

That will be £20k to @GreatOrmondSt please, Shuggsy @Lord_Sugar

[Craig Marsh @ToriaRau]

@ToriaRau We hope you enjoy your new phone :) @EE Phone is great, service abysmal....

[Craig Marsh @ToriaRau]

Overcharged on my first bill and can't check why because @EE have deleted my login! Could they be any more useless? #EE

[Craig Marsh @ToriaRau]

@piersmorgan Can't fault The Ox tonight either

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Only Wilshere seems to be even trying. Wenger can't inspire them to open a crisp packet any more. #Arsenal

[Craig Marsh @ToriaRau]

Keeping an eye on @piersmorgan tonight. Love his honesty about my once beloved team #Arsenal

[Craig Marsh @ToriaRau]

Finally it's over, I have my Lumia 920 and I can stop filling up twitter with my moaning about @EE