𝑅𝑦𝑑𝑒𝑟.

｢𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭｣—•° 𝐴𝑟𝑒 𝑤𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝔣𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝑜𝑟 𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢-𝔬𝔲𝔱 —𝐼'𝑚 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑖𝑥𝑒𝑑 𝑠𝑖𝑔𝘯𝑎𝑙𝑠 {𝐸𝑆𝑇.𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟶}

[𝑅𝑦𝑑𝑒𝑟. @TormentedLegacy]

『✠』

┍𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 ᴀʀᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ
ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴏʀɴ┚

⁂⇢ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇʟɪʀɪᴜᴍ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪs #ᴄᴀʀᴏʟɪɴᴀ —ғᴀɴᴅᴏᴍʟᴇss ᴏᴄ +𝟷𝟾

[𝑅𝑦𝑑𝑒𝑟. @TormentedLegacy]

“You might just be the 𝐫𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 person I know. I’m not that horrible. I must have some redeeming qualities. And sometimes I’m not convinced that you won’t smother me in my sleep. I do hate thunder but that’s not for any reason related to what kind of creature I am.”

[⋆.˚𝓣 𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆˚.⋆ @SpiritedStudies]

+ “well you definitely aren’t a vampire . you lack the poise but , hm . . .” she simply looked at him for a moment . “based off the slim jim addiction , the frequent disappearing and . . . thunder . don't you hate thunder ?”

[𝑅𝑦𝑑𝑒𝑟. @TormentedLegacy]

He despises thunder, but
not for the reason that
she thinks.

[𝑅𝑦𝑑𝑒𝑟. @TormentedLegacy]

A sparkly husband….
Are all these women
husband crazy…

Why are the women in
his life the way they are?

~ Probably because he
is the way he is.

[𝑅𝑦𝑑𝑒𝑟. @TormentedLegacy]

- - she acted like a lady he would treat her like one.

[𝑅𝑦𝑑𝑒𝑟. @TormentedLegacy]

It’s been proven countless times women are just as bad if not worse than men… he’s read enough books now to know.

Also she would have to act like a lady first not like a little heathen drinking tequila all the time and sleeping in forest on benches and in alleys.

Maybe if - -

[𝓟sychic ᴳᴵᴿᴸ @LlTTLESEER]

it’s her virgin soul talking right now .

[𝑅𝑦𝑑𝑒𝑟. @TormentedLegacy]

He’s going to ferociously tease her about it.

[⋆.˚𝓣 𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆˚.⋆ @SpiritedStudies]

wait this is cute . . . but she is not getting married !

[𝑅𝑦𝑑𝑒𝑟. @TormentedLegacy]

- - slim Jim habit. Which is probably my most harmless habit anyway. Since you aren’t running we’ll make a stupid guessing game. You’re pretty smart so I wanna hear your best guesses.”

[𝑅𝑦𝑑𝑒𝑟. @TormentedLegacy]

“There are only three people who actually know that’s why. Four if you count my brother. But I presume he is off the table for obvious reasons. How was I supposed to know you weren’t some psycho hunter disguising yourself with an act. Plus I can’t trust someone who slams my - -

[⋆.˚𝓣 𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆˚.⋆ @SpiritedStudies]

oh she is . trinette was silent for an uncomfortably long moment before her eyebrows furrowed .

“and you wait to tell me this now ? you could have told me sooner ! my whole deal is helping the supernatural and you're one of them !”

a brief pause .

“sooo ... what are you ?”

[𝑅𝑦𝑑𝑒𝑟. @TormentedLegacy]

Porn… he doesn’t watch it he reads it. The correct term is smut and it’s his dumbass brothers fault for getting him hooked on books.

[⋆.˚𝓣 𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆˚.⋆ @SpiritedStudies]

what in the world is he reading

[𝑅𝑦𝑑𝑒𝑟. @TormentedLegacy]

They definitely do not sparkle in reality like that.

He definitely needs to teach her to punch. There’s a huge difference between a slap and a punch.

“You opened the door for it how was I not supposed to hop on that opportunity?”

[𝓟sychic ᴳᴵᴿᴸ @LlTTLESEER]

oh come on , they sparkle ..

she learned from the best , he should be proud .

“ was it ? you were being gross !”

[𝑅𝑦𝑑𝑒𝑟. @TormentedLegacy]

Should wrap this up for @SpiritedStudies wedding gift.

[✮ @vogueamourr]

bat braid crop

[𝑅𝑦𝑑𝑒𝑟. @TormentedLegacy]

Nor will he ever understand them or want to. She should be thrilled to know that they do exist though.

“Yeah— me.”

[⋆.˚𝓣 𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆˚.⋆ @SpiritedStudies]

he just doesn’t understand them . trinette blinked , raising an eyebrow .

“what — you mean , you !?”

[𝑅𝑦𝑑𝑒𝑟. @TormentedLegacy]

Is he gonna have a
hand mark on his
pretty face— most
definitely, but was it
worth it…. Yea it was.

[𝑅𝑦𝑑𝑒𝑟. @TormentedLegacy]

Yes but he hates the vampires which might defeat the whole purpose honestly.

Satans Fuck now she knows how to use violence?

“Now that was just rude.”

[𝓟sychic ᴳᴵᴿᴸ @LlTTLESEER]

knew it , he’s a twihard .

“ huh ?” arcs a brow before she finally clocks it, causing her to smack him with the back of her hand .

“ ryder !”

[𝑅𝑦𝑑𝑒𝑟. @TormentedLegacy]

Books it’s a whole trope in books. Some of them are okay but some of them are…. Well depends on what you like to read.

[⋆.˚𝓣 𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆˚.⋆ @SpiritedStudies]

okay he has a point . she’s watched enough jerry springer to know that's true .
but she wouldn't go and get married after their last chat .

[𝑅𝑦𝑑𝑒𝑟. @TormentedLegacy]

Yes that would be an awesome manifestation.

“Depends which version of that you mean.”

And yes he’s fucking with her she walked into it and it’s not his fault.

[𝓟sychic ᴳᴵᴿᴸ @LlTTLESEER]

she’ll try to manifest if for him . twilight is just that good .

“ gross …. when you first met me did you want to eat me too ?”

[𝑅𝑦𝑑𝑒𝑟. @TormentedLegacy]

She does know she
walked into what’s
coming next right.

I’m definitely gonna
fuck with her.

[𝑅𝑦𝑑𝑒𝑟. @TormentedLegacy]

@TheRedHellhound “Mostly listening to the power battle and keeping an eye on it. It’s been so unstable that I had no choice but to go back especially considering that I would like to remain topside and not have to stay in hell as often as I do.”

[𝑅𝑦𝑑𝑒𝑟. @TormentedLegacy]

Oh no she’s definitely super obsessed with Vampires for some unholy reason that he could never understand. They are less than charming and obnoxious.

“Uh so close that you moved in with one kind of close.”

[⋆.˚𝓣 𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆˚.⋆ @SpiritedStudies]

+ “they are good at stealth , i get that but how close we talking ?”

[𝑅𝑦𝑑𝑒𝑟. @TormentedLegacy]

Duh of course he does.

[𝓟sychic ᴳᴵᴿᴸ @LlTTLESEER]

he has charm ?