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Running and hiking. Hiking and running. On June 18, 2015 I set the (perhaps impossible) goal to one day run the Hardrock 100. Dream big or stay home!

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@SenSanders So he dropped the cost for NASA to get to orbit to be a fraction of what it was. It is almost like by making something way more efficient he saved taxpayers a boatload of money. Bernie, what are YOU doing to make government more efficient and less expensive?

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@GovTimWalz

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@AntSpeaks You mean the guy with the world’s biggest podcast sitting down with the guy with the other world’s biggest podcast? 🤣

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Are we in the upside down? CNN reporting on the celebration that erupted in LA?? https://t.co/YMs4GSUBki

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@BretWeinstein Maybe the answer is simple. Men should just start acting like men again and women should start acting like women again. Spend more time thinking about what makes YOU feel purposeful and less time allowing the algorithm to peer pressure you into something you are not.

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@BernieSanders 7 million? 2% of the US population? Maybe check your facts there, big guy. Pretty sure 1 out of every 50 people were not in the streets. It would have been chaos.

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Want to set a world record or get into a restroom? Female. Shoot up a school? Male.

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Look at the media all over @SpaceX nuts today after bashing them and @elonmusk for months. 🤣

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@RepDeluzio What you failed to mention is the amount they get BACK from social security is also the same as someone who makes $176,000. It it capped both ways, dipshit. Also, because you politicians are not doing your job there will be no money left in social security by the time I retire!!

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Twitter, Facebook, and all other Social Media just 3 years ago: 🤬 You can’t say that!! Ban their account and dox the Nazi!!

Steven Colbert: 😭 OMG loss of free speech!! People have the right to hear his opinion!!

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@catturd2 If you didn’t know that by listening to any U2 song then you might actually be dumber than he is.

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Holy shit @tomsegura and Bad Thoughts on Netflix is epically hysterical!!

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@elonmusk @grok All I see is bots upon bots.

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People: THE USA SHOULD NOT BE THE WORLD POLICE AND MEDDLE IN THE AFFAIRS OF OTHER COUNTRIES!!

The same people: WHY ISN’T THE USA HELPING?!?!

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@cb_doge

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@elonmusk Remember when it was ‘get vaccinated or get fired’?

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@Catherine_jane9 @jk_rowling Umm, you know this is fiction right? I mean they are riding brooms chasing a tiny ball that can fly.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr This is great. Now Epstein!

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@GavinNewsom Unless it is a drugstore or people’s cars. Loot those all you want.

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@natemcgrady @elonmusk Hence all the bots…