Rob Freakin' Ford Nation

This is the twitter account from a parallel universe where Rob Ford still rules Toronto City Hall with an iron fist and a glass pipe... Rest in Peace, Mr. Ford.

[Rob Freakin' Ford Nation @TorontoCityHall]

@realDavidRodov Dude. Liking your own tweets is weird. Just sayin...

[Rob Freakin' Ford Nation @TorontoCityHall]

Well, Dougie, I guess we should have had a real platform when #FordNation ran for #ONPoli

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[The Fraser Institute @FraserInstitute]

NEW STUDY: The Ford government's plan to balance Ontario's budget resembles failed McGuinty approach.

Visit https://t.co/Fp2umSzBSX to learn more. #ONPoli

[Rob Freakin' Ford Nation @TorontoCityHall]

@ARICBRINDLEY1 @OntarioPCParty @fordnation He just jacked up the income for a job that used to only give teachers $200. This guy is now making $140,000! Is he giving his buddies a ride on the #GravyTrain or is he bribing teachers? This the party you voted for?

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[Rob Freakin' Ford Nation @TorontoCityHall]

@OntarioPCParty @fordnation So why are you paying people $140,000 for a teaching job that used to only pay $200? Is @FordNation a closet teacher lover? Is this the #GravyTrain that the Ford family fought so hard against? #FordNation #PCPO #UnionLover #DougFord #Traitor #ForThePeople

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[Rob Freakin' Ford Nation @TorontoCityHall]

@fordnation @RaymondChoPC @StanChoMPP @Billy__Pang @Daisy_Wai_PC @samoosterhoff @Aris_Babikian @ninatangri @SherefSabawyPC Wait Dougie... When did we start liking teachers and offering $140K for education jobs that used to only make them beer money?? #FordNation #GravyTrain #PCPO #ForThePeople #WeAreInTheWrongLineOfWork

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[Rob Freakin' Ford Nation @TorontoCityHall]

@fordnation @LCBO Skips his #ONPoli job to tweet stuff. #FordNation has all the cool kids.

P.S. WHERE’S MY #BUCKaBEER?

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[Colin D'Mello | Global News @ColinDMello]

Looks like Premier Doug Ford is going to pull off a Queen’s Park hat-trick.

He will miss the 3rd consecutive Question period of this emergency session of the legislature.

Playing the role of seat filler today: Kinga Surma.

#ONpoli

[Rob Freakin' Ford Nation @TorontoCityHall]

@MrJOttawa @MpSelinna @fordnation @communitycarest #HAHA #KnewIWasntMuted

[Rob Freakin' Ford Nation @TorontoCityHall]

@MrJOttawa @MpSelinna @fordnation @communitycarest 1) Most comedians follow their subjects. 2) Most people know not to pick a fight with a comedian.

[Rob Freakin' Ford Nation @TorontoCityHall]

@MpSelinna @fordnation @communitycarest What’s the photography term for this? White saturation?

[Rob Freakin' Ford Nation @TorontoCityHall]

@MpSelinna @fordnation @communitycarest Oh nothing, but the photos look a little too bleached.

[Rob Freakin' Ford Nation @TorontoCityHall]

@jessewente @Jenn_Pastrak @fordnation #FordNation is #ForThePeople #AsLongAsYoureOldWhiteDudes but that’s too long a hashtag for the #PCPO #ONPoli

[Rob Freakin' Ford Nation @TorontoCityHall]

@EffieGib Totally agree with you! Dunno why the private sector workers are okay with lower wages and lower benefits. Also, being forced to work while sick?? We should FORCE private workers to unionize!! #ONPoli

[Rob Freakin' Ford Nation @TorontoCityHall]

@fordnation @erniehardeman @JYakabuskiMPP Dead trees have more support than @OntarioNewsNow! #WompWomp #ONPoli #FordNation #PCPO #FakeNews

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[Rob Freakin' Ford Nation @TorontoCityHall]

@fordnation @BonnieCrombie My bro Dougie is so awesome, he’s also a TIME TRAVELLER! Look, today’s news said that Ontario has had “four years of strong economical growth” and you guys only just elected him this year! #ONPoli #FordNation #PCPO #BroScience #ForThePeople

[Rob Freakin' Ford Nation @TorontoCityHall]

@realDonaldTrump @KSAembassyCA @RussiaUN - two bros high-fiving cuz each got to ride the village bicycle (cough) @realDonaldTrump (cough).

#SaudiArabia #Russia #TheyGotYourPrice #Trump #G20Summit2018 #MAGA

[Rob Freakin' Ford Nation @TorontoCityHall]

@FordNation - why not retool the #Oshawa GM plant to make Ontario - Open For Business signs?? #FordNation #ONPoli

[The Connectivist @_Connectivist_]

@fordnation #PCPO announces they reject green energy. GM says they’re focusing on green energy cars and leaves Ontario. #FordNation #ONPoli #GM #Oshawa #Ontario #OpenForBusiness