Torrey Laffoon

1st Peter 5:8. Romans 1:16. Socratic method enjoyer. All my opinions are my own. I talk about comedy, football and politics sometimes.

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@MLFootball Bouncing Myles Jack is pretty dope

[insane facebook marketplace items @insanemrktplace]

Lot of 1991 Topps Desert Storm Saddam Hussein Rookie Cards ($200)

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@Hoopss Ray

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@JoeStomped_U @charlieINTEL That’s true. Also unfortunate. Just don’t make it a Homer Simpson skin, make it something legit. There’s plenty of cool looks and gear that can be inspired by real life operators and historical warfighters. I’m not going to play a game where I get shot and crumble into legos.

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@JoeStomped_U @charlieINTEL The old hats liked the return to MW, the youngins leapt at the free to play micro-transaction BR with CoD branding and we were all stuck at home getting Pfizer ads crammed down our gullets with nothing else to do. Very unique set of circumstances that no longer apply.

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@SportsCenter @PWHL_Montreal The who did what?

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@DE_Gifford That’d be so sick lol

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@WhiteHouse @POTUS This timeline is so funny lol

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@hicasamadim 72

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The notion that humans are “alone” in the universe is such a recent idea, it’s crazy. Virtually all of human history, we believed in the reality of a spiritual world that exists all around us. “Persons without bodies”, as the Bible says. Don’t let probable pervert Steven Spielberg hijack a truth that the Bible has been telling you for 2000 years.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The final trailer for Steven Spielberg’s ‘DISCLOSURE DAY’ has been released.

The film follows the disclosure to the world that aliens might be real.

In theaters on June 12.

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If you want to understand why the ideological Left can’t be funny it’s pretty simple. Comedy requires honesty. They can’t operate in objective reality, so nothing viewed through their worldview can be genuinely funny. Humor brings people together by identifying the silliness we allow to divide us. If you can’t be honest, you can’t be funny, and you can only be more divisive.

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@elonmusk The West is gone. Weakness of spirit and genocidal empathy killed it. No army could have ever. But the ideological terrorists have succeeded.

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@Aww_Whats_Wrong @PureMichigan Ew

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@Huff4Congress @TwisteChristian It’s you. You go straight to jail

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I’m the idiot. I’m the idiot who stayed awake to watch Ronda Rousey arm bar Gina Carano in 2.7 seconds as if it was gonna be an actual fight. Professional sports are over. And it’s me, I’m the idiot.

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Man I had no idea so many people were so passionate about how historically accurate a movie based on an ancient poem would be lol. It’s not that deep bruh

[Steve Deace @SteveDeaceShow]

Here's how to save Star Wars:

1) Produce no new live-action content for five years. Instead, produce once a year a high-end animation featuring side adventure taking place in between the original trilogy with the beloved original characters. Reach the kids, build good will.
2) Take all the attractions at the theme parks and refit them all to only be about the 6 Lucas films. Remake Rise of the Resistance into Rise of the Rebellion, Smuggler's Run into Solo's Run, etc.
3) Bring back the nostalgia during these five years. Market only the unifying and hopeful characters and content of the past that are timeless.
4) Five years from now, begin a new trilogy based on Timothy Zahn's outstanding best-sellers depicting what happened after Return of the Jedi. Recast the original characters still in their primes during this time with unknowns, and forbid them from ever making political or cultural comments on social media as part of the moral clauses in their contracts. Same for all the directors, producers, key grips, best boys, literally everyone.

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

I’m noticing a lot of foreigners who seem to not understand why we’d risk hundreds of lives, spend millions of dollars, and sacrifice several aircraft to rescue one guy. And the reason they don’t understand is also the reason people can’t be made American by a piece of paper.

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@DonnieDetroit19 @RickDeVos Dingdingdingdingding