Sneaky Cupcake

01/01/14❤️ 04/04/20 💍

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“YOU DID NOT...JUST PULL RANCH...AND MAYONNAISE...OUT OF AN OLD PURSE...” @kleaver24

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“At least tomorrow walking is different walking” -@eschnee02

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“I’m so glad that I get to pick up balls on a daily basis.” -@kleaver24

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“Oh yeah, right through the balls.” -@kleaver24

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“Burns in all the right places” my boss.

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“I live under a hole” -Christyisms

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🎶“Come on down to the testes fest. We’ve got all the shriveled nuts”🎶 -MY BOSS

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“DR PEPPER IS BI!!” My Aunt Diane

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“It’s not a party unless the lesbians have ball cream!” #Curtism

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“I couldn’t see it until I zoomed in with my eyes.” @SchneeEthan

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“My fat keeps breaking my crackers.” 🤷🏻‍♀️ I said what I said.

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“Twitter won’t let me tweet!” Myself

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“Put the gas to the metal!!” My Sister

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“I WASNT COKING!” My Sister

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“Yeah! Stuff her thing down there!” @kleaver24 “You stuff her thing down there, I’ll stuff my thing up there” My Brother #help

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“It’s Riley’s schweaty ball sauce” -my fucking BOSS. Kitchens are great.

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“Well, I can’t get it up right now.” -@kleaver24

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“I’ll eat your cherry” uhhhh…you’re my CHILD! *talking about the cherry on top on a dessert*

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“Bacon now, sausage is later” -Perkins waitress to a homecoming couple *ALL PARTIES WERE LAUGHING*

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“She drank it with protection” @kleaver24

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“Bolts, nolts, nuts, and screws” thank you, daughter.