Dumpster Phoenix

Rising from the trashes. Planning my week based on hair wash days. Nice but will fight you.

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@DietCoke_Esq @cgreathouse Oh my god she did this on purpose 😭

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@alittleleader This is so cuuuuuute

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@croptopsllc Do it.

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@jurisdonut @THEJaxEsq Oh no.

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@amelia_tweetz I mean yeah, If that’s what is important to them they should do it. I would love to leave something for my kids but I also cannot promise a thing and want to live my life.

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@hell_line0 This just changed/is changing when new laws go into effect

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@mlstrat Having zero context, I am very confused.

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@THEJaxEsq Dennys is advertising directly into your brain

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@sydneyelainexo I’m so curious what he did to piss her off…

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@mlstrat Maybe I should suggest this to my ex…

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@empressleias Oh my god

[Ethereal Trash Fire @etherealraccoon]

you may have seen her nudes but do you know her favorite pen?

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@jurisdonut Ssshhhhhhhhh

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@DietCoke_Esq What the hell

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@LeahRain77 lol boy will they use all of it.

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@DietCoke_Esq No, they are like a regular mouse pad unfortunately. I have one but don’t use it for this reason. My mouse cannot be contained.

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Men used to go to war, launch 1,000 ships, fight cyclopses, and defy gods. Now they go to their little email jobs and complain about shoulder pain

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Odysseus fought 108 suitors in his own home, and you’re worried about my DMs?

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@mlstrat I like that better than “I read an article” which is what I’ve been saying