TheTranswaifer

Parody account of fake journalist doing fun fake comedy

[TheTranswaifer @TortoiseMarry]

@SprinterPress Seriously, we told him to take the cock from his ass before he spoke.

[TheTranswaifer @TortoiseMarry]

@ewarren Take their degrees away. Stop guaranteeing bad loans.

[TheTranswaifer @TortoiseMarry]

@s_m_marandi Stop believing the liberal media

[TheTranswaifer @TortoiseMarry]

@nxt888 Where Sony can’t seem to get facts straight

[TheTranswaifer @TortoiseMarry]

@SprinterPress Is clearly saying they don’t trust Allah or Mohammed and don’t believe their own religion.

[TheTranswaifer @TortoiseMarry]

@SprinterPress Isn’t every Iranian tunnel, cave and bunker and slap in the face to Allah? I thought these guys highest honor is to be martyred. Martyred are celebrated even if they were lifelong scumbags who grape kids, they are recognized as great people. An IRGC member who hides underground

[TheTranswaifer @TortoiseMarry]

@SprinterPress China can fuck right off.

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@SprinterPress They are always open

[TheTranswaifer @TortoiseMarry]

@SprinterPress I genuinely don’t understand the Iranian complaints. Their entire religion depends on the great Satan killing you so you can go directly to heaven. Trump is giving you exactly what you pray for, I mean besides 9 year old virgin girls.

[TheTranswaifer @TortoiseMarry]

@BrettErickson28 Or, a clever plan by Iran to get US to do the work of destroying the old so they can build new.

[TheTranswaifer @TortoiseMarry]

@SenDuckworth Most died when you were in office, not Trump.
47 civilians were murdered by Iran in Oct 2023, the Democrats did nothing and spit on their graves.

[TheTranswaifer @TortoiseMarry]

@BrettErickson28 You claimed the strait was closed. 900 ships is far from closed. Stop lying.

[TheTranswaifer @TortoiseMarry]

@MarioNawfal This is false, it was just Larry and some of his bros who got drunk and took a paddle boat out but almost drowned.

[TheTranswaifer @TortoiseMarry]

@policytensor Except the U.S. had 900 ships go through so it has proven your claim false.

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@BrettErickson28 It would be cool. Pickaxe is not a declared nuclear site and Iran would never lie right?

[TheTranswaifer @TortoiseMarry]

@RezaNasri1 Pickaxe is not a declared nuclear site.

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@SprinterPress How pathetic

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@McFaul What are you rambling about. 900 ships have go through the strait, it is open to all but cowards. A barrel of oil is still cheaper today than under Biden Democrats when they drove it to 140 dollars a barrel

[TheTranswaifer @TortoiseMarry]

@ruth1783606 @d4nfr1t @MaxBlumenthal Except Hamas was the aggressors, Hamas, like Hitler, invaded other country and slaughtered people. Then Hitler, like Hamas started whining like babies when Israel responded.

[TheTranswaifer @TortoiseMarry]

@McFaul Why do you suppose all those Europeans who visited for the World Cup are saying their news media has been lying to them about life in US under Trump?