Tortoise Terror 🌳

Guy, shitposter, author
Willing to write stories/concepts for you!
DM for rates

[Tortoise Terror 🌳 @Torty_boy]

I've decided that I think I should use one of my skills to make some money on the side, so I thought maybe I should open comms for people to give me stories of ideas of theirs for me to write for them!

Today, I'm opening my writing commissions!!

#writing #commissionsopen

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@UnderscoreNeo It's so green outside

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@talavt_ I love blumineck he's the best

[Cubone @WrecKing1990]

DSP HAS DIED IN THE WOLVERINE TUTORIAL. I REPEAT DSP DIED IN THE TUTORIAL.

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@SharkyLeo_YT Sharky what does this mean

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@ijimaia My brother compared it to this and I agree
https://t.co/MB1YjeSQ6R

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@LoviestLovo Fitches be buckin

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@LoviestLovo Then you know what must be done

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

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@polen_ball I'm gonna start calling all my guy friends "ladies" and "girls" now for further testing

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@NovineLeaks This TPT guy sounds like a particularly leaping lemur from how things have been describe

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@WillowdaleHaven @VorosTwins Using AI resources is causing us to consume far more water and RAM.
The sooner we run out of water, the less likely living things on this planet are to survive.

AI is a problem. Stop pretending it isn't.

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@Wendigoon8 Kane Parsons, director of 'The Backrooms' film, is in a lawsuit for slander against famous Horror YouTuber Wendigoon

Kane Parsons is only 20 years old

[👻 anya 👻 @mimesical]

@PKontwt

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@halenhargreevs If they're better at a game than I am then they can carry me so

Yeah

[claood @CaptainClaood]

hi, I’m Tom! Tom Adachi! And this… Is my life! Come join me. and “Live the Dream” !

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@anon_koala Ten thousand years will give you SUCH a CRICK in the neck!

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@Ravenismeee New Super Mario Bros Wii

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@halenhargreevs Does Spoke For by Flavor Foley performed by Teto count