Tory Poetry

Exposing Tory incompetence with some creative swear words.

[Tory Poetry @ToryPoetry]

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[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Country first, party second.

I held my first Cabinet meeting this morning. My government is ready to serve the people of Britain.

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

Updated list of "notable" Tory party losses.

(Ministers, ex-ministers and people we're familiar with for one reason or another.)

Liz Truss
Jonathan Gullis
Michael Fabricant
Grant Shapps
Gillian Keegan
Brendan Clarke-Smith
Penny Mordaunt
Johnny Mercer
Therese Coffey
Mark Spencer
Lucy Frazer (Culture Sec)
Michelle Donelan (Sec of State for Science)
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Tobias Ellwood
Simon Hart (Chief Whip)
Ben Bradley
David TC Davies
Andrea Jenkyns
Theresa Villiers
Victoria Prentis
Connor Burns
Alex Chalk
Douglas Ross
Bim Afolami
Bill Wiggin
Miriam Cates
Peter Bottomley (Father of the House)
Mark Harper
Mark Jenkinson
Robert Buckland
Will Tanner (Deputy Chief of Staff to Rishi Sunak)
Maria Caulfield

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

FUCK THE TORIES!!

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Rishi Sunak has RESIGNED as Tory leader.

Wonder if he’s booked flights to California yet 🤔

[Tory Poetry @ToryPoetry]

The only thing we needed to see this week,
Angela Rainer brought an umbrella to speak,
Not on TV soaking wet,
A pathetic little silhouette.
Proves that Labour have some foresight,
Tonight will be the BEST night!
#ToryWipeout2024

[Tory Poetry @ToryPoetry]

Jacob on the telly being a twat
Why do the BBC let him do that?
Spouting shit about the changing of leadership,
He should go work at a car dealership!
#ToryWipeout2024

[Tory Poetry @ToryPoetry]

410 seats. Labours exit poll result.
But 13 reform is a fucking insult.

#ExitPoll
#Elections2024
#ToryWipeout2024

[Tory Poetry @ToryPoetry]

Today is our independence day
We all must have our say
Get out there and vote for change
The political landscape we can rearrange
It's up to us to take them out, right?
Let's vote labour and clear out this shite!
#IndependenceDayfromthetories
#Elections2024

[Tory Poetry @ToryPoetry]

Lib dem in opposition would be the dream.
Every Tory won seat will elicit a scream.
Get shot of every single fucking one.
A golden age might have just begun.
#exitpoll
#IndependenceDay

[Tory Poetry @ToryPoetry]

Today we win our independence from the Tories
Escaping from their lies and fabricated stories.
With voters out all day at the polls
Vote by vote ridding us of these trolls!
#ToryWipeout2024

[Stuzi 🐝🐝 @stuzi_pants]

Jonathan Gullis 😂😂😂

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

YouGov predicting the biggest Conservative wipeout in their history?

It's the end of the Tories (and I feel fine).

[Scouse Republic @ScouseRepublic]

Well this is just superb!

Blame it on the tories! 🎶👏🏼

[Tory Poetry @ToryPoetry]

@BladeoftheS Fuck the Tories
Fuck them hard
Pulled us to our knees
The country is scarred
Labour majority guarantees
The Tories will be barred!
#ToriesIntoThird
#fuckthetories
#ToryWipeout2024

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

"F*ck Rishi Sunak, and f*ck the Tories."

[Gary Neville @GNev2]

They partied , they bet on elections , they crashed the economy, they broke every public service, they destroyed integrity and honesty in public office , they paid their mates billions , they put their friends in the House of Lords, they gave their cronies knighthoods, they went into the jungle , they lied again and again, they were convicted by police, they went on holiday when they shouldn’t and they have the cheek to question Keir Starmer’s work ethic. I would never take anything for granted but I hope they are annihilated on Thursday. The worst people and government we have ever had!

P.S good afternoon all 😊❤️

[Tory Poetry @ToryPoetry]

Today is our independence day
We all must have our say
Get out there and vote for change
The political landscape we can rearrange
It's up to us to take them out, right?
Let's vote labour and clear out this shite!
#VoteTheToriesOut
#VoteLabour
#ToryWipeout2024

[Tory Poetry @ToryPoetry]

@CountBinface Rishi acting, at best, robotic
At worst, insipidly unpatriotic.
Losing out to count Binface,
Not even part of the human race.
Is the best outcome I can see;
Then Sunak will have to flee.
#countbinfaceforPM
#generalection2024
#ToryWipeout2024

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

July the Fourth Be With You.