Mike

Caps for sale

[Mike @TostedAlmond]

Here's to you Mehmet, 🍺. Thanks for everything

[Mike @TostedAlmond]

@Pirat_Nation $600 is ridiculously low

[Mike @TostedAlmond]

@deltaVee42 @Liamjsm New York has snow plows that move the snow off the road. It's happened without fail for about 100 years

[Mike @TostedAlmond]

@nftsasha @Boenau This is exactly how I got hit by a car

[Mike @TostedAlmond]

I love you Grok

[Mike @TostedAlmond]

@HertzyTrades Blocked

[Mike @TostedAlmond]

@sosonosonosono I think I’ve been paying form YouTube premium for 11 years

[Mike @TostedAlmond]

@scottastevenson If my photos on my PC weren’t in folders and instead were like the IPhone id kill my self

[Mike @TostedAlmond]

@russellhbrooks @malmesburyman Do you really think Airport BS wouldn't find it's way into high speed rail?

[Mike @TostedAlmond]

@malmesburyman Whats everyone's issue with taking a plane

[Mike @TostedAlmond]

@bad_takes I want everyone to know I manually lowered the angle of my factory Subaru headlights because I knew they were absolutely searing peoples eyeballs

[Mike @TostedAlmond]

@dadsweb67 But we did go to Sapporo and that was EASILY the highlight of the trip. Hokkaido is incredible

[Mike @TostedAlmond]

@dadsweb67 I had seen this movie well over a decade ago and in the back of my mind this is what Tokyo was. Just came back from Japan and while it was amazing in so many ways, it wasn't this

[Mike @TostedAlmond]

@Robotbeat This will all lead to NO publicly available data. Bye bye internet

[Mike @TostedAlmond]

@jackcalifano Twitter is unusable

[Mike @TostedAlmond]

@TheOscarRace This scene is a great litmus test. If you saw it when you are young you think it's terrifying. If you saw it when you are older you think it's hilarious

[Mike @TostedAlmond]

@Jay__chiefs Any time I hear Joe Buck I need to mute

[shaefer @shaeferrr]

i actually liked when you could spend 3-4 hours chilling at the ballpark instead of blinking and 5 innings are already gone

[Mike @TostedAlmond]

"Greatest American Writer of the 20th Century" and it's always a guy that writes surrealist black-comedy

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

i’m gonna keep on dancin at the

[Mike @TostedAlmond]

@kannn353 @Truetoile @zellieimani @MiujizaMMilagro They only have about 2-3 jumps in them until they are sitting ducks haha