TotableZeus

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@steyermentum I'm from OC and I agree wholeheartedly. Someone please put us out of our misery already.

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@audiohymn Theologians don’t even try to debunk the epicurean paradox anymore, they just look at you like this

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@polplottting why does trump look chinese

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“The late pre-collapse era in America saw the rise of an order of warrior-monks known as ‘Chuds,’ who practiced a strict code of celibacy to ward off demons known as ‘foids’ in pursuit of a state of enlightenment known as ‘truecel status’”

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@BryanWinsAgain Wouldn’t even be surprised if he really does considering most of the dem establishment thinks Becerra is stupid and incompetent

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@Jokezm2

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@Fawf_iguess

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@glencoewri37722 Saw someone do this once on deviantart of all places https://t.co/xeXd1BLCj5

[Joshua A. Streeter; ὃς μάλα πολλὰ/πλάγχθη @PlaidBarbarian]

Christopher Nolan asked the Oracle of Delphi, "Will audiences love my adaptation of the Odyssey?"

And the Pythia replied, "They will discuss it non-stop for months before it even premieres."

And away he went, glad in this heart, poor fool.

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@RBSalt Welcome back, southern democrats

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White people will read one page of Nietzsche and start talking like a slave trader

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nazi goon: “vhat are you doing mein hitler, commander of the third reich?”

“Ich bin working on mein new creation: Microsoft Outlook”

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@Gaismair Ming Autocrat is… an foid???

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Just saw a guy piss standing up with no hands or nothing. Absolutely pissmogged. I understand Clavicular now

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@kokomiin

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@dsxf234161

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@ZFlawles1s He was banking on the fact that Swalwell is a policy clone of himself and could be easily puppeteered by the party while he could go on to run for president. The idea that shit might actually meaningfully change in CA after he's gone terrifies him

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so many people discussing what a potential flag for humanity would look like and not one of them has posted the one that is objectively funniest

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@SaadInCyber "Shekels per Goy"

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An overlooked consequence of the Iran war is that now I have to rewrite a solid 20% of the speculative future scenario I’ve been working on for the past year