Total Pilot Move

Pilots are the supreme beings. Unless you're a pilot, you probably won't understand what I'm saying.

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“I’m going to go inside and use a real bathroom.” = “I have to poop.”

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Oh. Y’all are caught up on losing one hour of sleep? That’s cute. #jetlagislife #timezonewho

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1937 operator: “Please hold.”

2019 me: “Parallel, teardrop, or direct?”

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“YOU’RE ON GUARD.” Touché. #nochill #guardpolice

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*Googles van ride to see how long it will be to the hotel for pooping planning purposes* We have all done it. Don’t @ me. #pilotlife

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Senior FA, chiding me: “What do you have in all those bags?!”

Me, in my head: “Probably the same shit in yours, Karen. Food, shoes, and fun things.”

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The hotel fire alarm is a critical point in a crew member’s life— mostly because we accept fate and don’t move, PLUS it’s the crux of any fatigue report.

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Recurrent Training: that time of year when the boys pull out their finest khakis and polos and act as tough as they can.

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Neoprene jacket to cover up your uniform on public transportation?

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*farting on a walk around* Greatest release of the day.

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Flight attendant passes by during taxi and says, “Make sure that’s in airplane mode.”

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Do you ever pick up random zippers or bolts on the sidewalk, only then to realize that it’s not technically FOD? #alwaysworking

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I left the hotel, but my IRS is still aligning. #whereami

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*forever triggered by the ringing bell of a moving jet bridge*

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“Feel free to fly it however you want!” *starts messing with FCP*

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j u n i o r s t a t u s

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Rejoice when one sees this in their hotel room. #searchingforoutlets

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And like typical pilots, y’all find more to complain about. https://t.co/h72oYvUKgZ

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@PAndersonC12 😘😇

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Aww, you must be CRJ scum. Miss 175 doesn’t have that problem. #mainline https://t.co/uczL2e1nJp

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@TotalPilotMove ...attempting to scrawl out the cheat sheet for the yoke:
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