Totally Not Maria 🌈🏳️‍🌈💦

Please don't DM me immediately after a follow back and without asking. Just a really bad sign.

[Totally Not Maria 🌈🏳️‍🌈💦 @TotallyMaria]

People think that I'm all made up like a super model all the time...yeah that's not even close to true. In the morning I'm running around before I've even taken a shower taking care of animals for my business. Be gentle 🤣🤣🤣
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[Totally Not Maria 🌈🏳️‍🌈💦 @TotallyMaria]

@blackr0se_x @littleslutcubus

[Totally Not Maria 🌈🏳️‍🌈💦 @TotallyMaria]

She's referring to @PeachArkansas who was catfishing using her pics.

[Totally Not Maria 🌈🏳️‍🌈💦 @TotallyMaria]

@BadgerMister Saying grace is really difficult. I participate and say the words then immediately after my family hounds me about it. The thing is to me it's just words. If it's respectful to them and hurts nobody then "Oh Heavenly Sky Daddy..." most of my family appreciates it but not all lol

[Totally Not Maria 🌈🏳️‍🌈💦 @TotallyMaria]

@A_Nonny_Maus @BadgerMister @abnormable Nonexistent deity?! I have to imagine that's a hard scrub to get out the smell. Lol

[Totally Not Maria 🌈🏳️‍🌈💦 @TotallyMaria]

@BadgerMister @abnormable @A_Nonny_Maus Schrodinger's deity lol

[Totally Not Maria 🌈🏳️‍🌈💦 @TotallyMaria]

@Britt_Flyyy I didn't know. Sorry 😄😘

[Totally Not Maria 🌈🏳️‍🌈💦 @TotallyMaria]

@leeleebb21 Figured that would make you smile and cheer you up ☺️😚💜💜💜

Inner Maria: Sure...so what about the times where you sit and stare at her avi's then smile and play with your hair?

What? That's normal right? Girl can imagine.

Inner Maria: Never said the hair was on your head 🤨

[Totally Not Maria 🌈🏳️‍🌈💦 @TotallyMaria]

@BadgerMister @abnormable @A_Nonny_Maus I just don't know whether there is or isn't a god. Nobody does. If there is proof please step forward and show me one way or another. Otherwise I'll be waiting over til someone has the proof. 😄

[Totally Not Maria 🌈🏳️‍🌈💦 @TotallyMaria]

@BadgerMister I grew up in a family that was taught to believe in God. As I grew up though and especially when in my teens I changed what my personal beliefs as I saw fit. That has not made popular with my family. At family gatherings is where it's most notable. Lots of issues lol

[Totally Not Maria 🌈🏳️‍🌈💦 @TotallyMaria]

@leeleebb21 I'm not one of those people but a phrase caught my attention. Can I suck your tit even if I'm not one of those people? I mean...if you're into it. If not that's cool too. ☺️😚❤

[Totally Not Maria 🌈🏳️‍🌈💦 @TotallyMaria]

@cryptodemon4 @nooneishere95 @confusedophan Well there are still a lot of people that care about people being gay and the prejudice is still very much real. A lot of heterosexual women will, after finding out I'm bisexual, tell me they are "straight". I never flirted with them or made sexual advances so major insecurity 🤷‍♀️

[Totally Not Maria 🌈🏳️‍🌈💦 @TotallyMaria]

@confusedophan @om_eye_goodness I think from a lot of the things I tweet that people think I'm lesbian. I'm bisexual. Just a reminder to certain people though, I am attracted to women but that doesn't mean I'm attracted to all women. No need to clarify your straight when I haven't flirted with you.

[Totally Not Maria 🌈🏳️‍🌈💦 @TotallyMaria]

@McClaneJohn2 @_salt_n_lime Cool 😄

[Totally Not Maria 🌈🏳️‍🌈💦 @TotallyMaria]

@medic_sarcastic Cuty?! 🤣🤣🤣
Inbox me b*tch...

[Totally Not Maria 🌈🏳️‍🌈💦 @TotallyMaria]

@anna_jad @contradiction70 One of my favs too 😘💜

[Totally Not Maria 🌈🏳️‍🌈💦 @TotallyMaria]

@clumsyagain @contradiction70 You oatmeal wrong I think. Need to make you oatmeal sometime 😁💜

[Totally Not Maria 🌈🏳️‍🌈💦 @TotallyMaria]

@contradiction70 I don't think. I just enjoy the creamy fruity goodness (usually blueberry, banana and strawberry it it with some cream or whipped cream 😄💜) or if it's a savory oatmeal bowl the savory oniony goodness. 😁❤❤❤

[Totally Not Maria 🌈🏳️‍🌈💦 @TotallyMaria]

@larryrstreet @AOC Yeah they should work for their weed like you did when you were an illegal underage user. Advocating for minors to use things they shouldn't legally. I think you need to go fix your mind Larry.

[Totally Not Maria 🌈🏳️‍🌈💦 @TotallyMaria]

@larryrstreet @AOC Also soldiers are trained and outfitted with weaponry that makes what civilians can get ahold look like children's toys. It would be extremely illogical to give civilians access to the same types of training and weapons. The new battlefront is politics. Adapt or become irrelevant

[Totally Not Maria 🌈🏳️‍🌈💦 @TotallyMaria]

@larryrstreet @AOC Really outdated ideas. Yes over 200 years ago the right to have arms was a way of ensuring peoples sense of liberty and freedom and if it came to it they could fight back. However, that's no longer valid as guns are obsolete in most warfare.