Garfield Stan Account

I’ll fight anyone’s dad💋

[Girlypop Alice @AerithsSeat]

Dudes on Instagram reels are putting decades of officially employed tv comedy writers to shame

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen an IG sketch this dense with jokes

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Just last month, DoorDash couldn’t seem to find the money to pay their deliveristas — until our administration forced them to give back $131M+ in stolen wages and penalties.

This week, they’ve managed to find $17 billion to acquire one of their main competitors.

Corporate consolidation means higher prices, harsher exploitation, and greater economic inequality for New Yorkers.

We’ve stood up to these giants before. That doesn’t stop now.

[Hasanabi Productions (fan account) @HasanabiProd]

U.S. Senate Candidate N'Kiyla Jasmine Thomas is left STUNNED after Hasan's community helped raise $20,000 for her campaign in a matter of minutes😭

[Richard Procter @rhprocter]

There are a lot of people on Hinge that need your therapist

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

First lunatic in my bloodline to be self aware

[erinspresso @riverindaIe]

people keep calling them sisters but i won’t let it be erased that this was a messy ass homoerotic friendship breakup

[Cat @CatsMakeBiscuit]

Items on my shop: if you buy one it helps me provide for rent so i wont ever be homeless again!

[Babylon Marduk ◇ Leftist Dracula @BabylontheGr8]

I know technically we hate all these people but that being said: it really bothers me how Ethan spoke to Hila here. Not a single person in the crew tried to defend her. The crew is just as bad as Ethan. You can't convince me these people didn't all genuinely hate eachother.

[Garfield Stan Account @Totally_Donked]

Why haven’t I seen a baby pigeon

[Simply AJ aka Tom Bombadil @SimplyAJ144]

lol they cooked!!!

[Garfield Stan Account @Totally_Donked]

@BasedMoralFag Personally, I’d rag doll that dumb bitch

[Jaina Splinters @Jaina_Splinters]

This shit has way more levels than I ever thought possible.

[emma @fetalgeniuss]

Why does she have such low self esteem she's been the star of three successful tv shows ( 4 of u count narration on gossip girl) and has voiced a Disney princess yet she's with a man who is so untalented he was forced to pivot to podcasting

[hikikomoriana grande @mothmaam420]

a week of h3 fans shitting and crying because they lost their horrific harassment podcast and if you ask them what they liked about this dogshit show they just say “it was white noise for when i was doing laundry”. what a legacy

[IandrewDiceClay @IANdrewDiceClay]

He's 19. We all make mistakes. Life goes on. I'm sure we'll never hear about him again after 2001.

[kristina. @cosmepolitics]

oh jennings is fucked.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

This may be the single best post I've ever seen

[রু° @myeonstudio]

"pls dont go to the police" HE KNOWS EXACTLY HOW SERIOUS OF A VIOLATION THIS IS!! 1000% go to the police and also tell the people around you 'he didnt actually do it' is not a good enough excuse