Jessica🧚🏼‍♀️

just at your moms house

[Jessica🧚🏼‍♀️ @Totallyjesss]

He is not touching any money idgaf

[Hasty Headlines @Bravfaux]

Inside Sources report Zach Georgiou tried to leave Casa Amor with Alannah Keyser after her removal #LoveIslandUSA

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

Aniya don’t ever listen to that gut again mama. Take some probiotics for that cause no ma’am!

[Jessica🧚🏼‍♀️ @Totallyjesss]

Ariana Madix, ily

[Cheenee @_cheeneee_]

real ones know ariana doesn’t play when it comes to holding these men accountable, y’all must not have watched her on VPR. #loveislandusa

[Meg @heirmeg]

ya don’t know the real ariana she the type that would’ve told KC to die lmaoooooooo

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I’ll use my PTO to go to sleep yall be way too invested in yall job 😂

[kat @yslnadi]

Realizing corporate life requires an ass licking skillset I was simply not born with

[Jessica🧚🏼‍♀️ @Totallyjesss]

Thinking for yourself is free btw

[. @AlaysiaMichelle]

Can we get a Love Island for 30+ year olds? I’m tired of seeing these adolescents. #LoveIslandUSA

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

me watching married people at work flirt with their coworkers

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Yo imagine making 70k to $80k per year in
the $500 a month apartment era

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.

[Marieke Hoogwout @mariekehoogwout]

Then why don't men wear them?

[Dina @dfghtx_]

Oh my goodnesss i love my wife so much

[𝑁𝑎𝑑𝑖. @luvblessingz]

Me realizing giving 110% gets you the same paycheck as Susan who "forgets" to do her job:

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Do you guys remember when nickelodeon would shut down on earth day and have that blank screen telling us to go play outside..?

[Jessica🧚🏼‍♀️ @Totallyjesss]

Love me that block button

[Jessica🧚🏼‍♀️ @Totallyjesss]

Fenty beauty disappoints me every year I give it a try 😒

[Jessica🧚🏼‍♀️ @Totallyjesss]

Nothing pmo more than a man being sassy!

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Allow your friends to distance themselves to fix their lives not everything is about you.