Bebe E. Stevens

{#SouthPark} ☆ Bebe Stevens; smart, flirty, popular, a hot blonde, cheerleader, a criminal record, lover of shoes and shopping. {Username is totes true~} 🛍

[Bebe E. Stevens @TotesNotAWhore]

Fuck Sally Darson.

/I'm/ selling kisses.

$5.00 per kiss.
+ $1.00 per extra second.

Business is open.

[Bebe E. Stevens @TotesNotAWhore]

[[. South Park verse is fucking terrible nowadays. No wonder none of my friends have returned.

[Bebe E. Stevens @TotesNotAWhore]

[[. Dude, I am this close to leaving again. I don’t know when this verse decided to play favorites and bash on different portrayals of characters, but it’s happened to me a total of 3 times already. “No offense” doesn’t guarantee I won’t take offense. This place fell off so bad.

[Bebe E. Stevens @TotesNotAWhore]

@ultimateTeaspin [Oblivious]. My God, you’re so fucking romantic, Clyde! I love you, too! Come to my house.

[Bebe E. Stevens @TotesNotAWhore]

Awww! You do?

[Bebe E. Stevens @TotesNotAWhore]

Why do you look like that.

[Bebe E. Stevens @TotesNotAWhore]

/Ugh/, does it even matter anymore? She’s dead, you have Stan back, who the hell cares.

[Wendy M. Testaburger. @4thGradFeminist]

WHY DID YOU TELL CLYDE.

[Bebe E. Stevens @TotesNotAWhore]

…My ‘goose is cooked’? What the fuck does that even mean? I don’t eat birds.

[Wendy M. Testaburger. @4thGradFeminist]

Your goose is COOKED at the next list meeting.

[Bebe E. Stevens @TotesNotAWhore]

HEY! Jealous whore!

[Bebe E. Stevens @TotesNotAWhore]

Shove that tinfoil up your ass. You look stupid!

[Bebe E. Stevens @TotesNotAWhore]

Clyde is such a fucking whore. I can’t deal.

[Bebe E. Stevens @TotesNotAWhore]

SHUT UP.

[CJ Stevenson @iMockRules]

Butters getting his ass beat was one of the funniest shit ever. Much deserved.

Good shit, Bebe. 💋❤️

[Bebe E. Stevens @TotesNotAWhore]

Ugh - God, I forgot how self-absorbed you are. You’re lucky you’re hot enough for that shit to be acceptable.

[She grinned, admiring him as her eyes scanned up and down his outfit.]

[CJ Stevenson @iMockRules]

That’s also true, as well. What can I say? Natural beauty just runs in the family I guess.

[He playfully straighten his coat, eyes half-lidded, gazing up right at her.]

You’re just as perfect yourself too, baby. Perhaps much more perfection.

[Bebe E. Stevens @TotesNotAWhore]

Glasses would look /so/ hot on you, babe. But, like, you’re perfect, regardless. Try again.

[The blonde purred, pointing at the smile on her face for emphasis.]

[CJ Stevenson @iMockRules]

Oh, damn! You’re right!

Heh.
I think I might need some glasses or something, because I totally did missed. [He joked, forming a smirk on his face right after she smirked.]

[Bebe E. Stevens @TotesNotAWhore]

Kick the shit out of him, Wendy.

[Bebe E. Stevens @TotesNotAWhore]

Aww, I’m, like, /always/ here!

[She beamed, cheeks blushing from the affection, before that all-too-familiar smirk appeared on her face.]

You missed.

[CJ Stevenson @iMockRules]

[CJ leaned forward pecking her on the cheeks, keeping the gentle grip on her.

He hardly ever expresses his inner feelings, but with Bebe, it was the contrary.]

You’ve been on my mind 24/7. I honestly thought I’d never see you again, haha. It just.. feels great to see you again.

[Bebe E. Stevens @TotesNotAWhore]

No, no! Keep going! I love it when you talk to me like that. It’s been forever since I’ve heard it.

[Bebe swoons, leaning forward to pepper his face with kisses. Her own heart races just as quickly as the latter’s.]

[CJ Stevenson @iMockRules]

[He grasps onto her, wrapping his arms around her. It felt great for him to see and hold on to her after months. Just like that, CJ felt his heart beating full of love. He truly missed her so much. ]

Holy shit... I missed you so, so much! You literally —
https://t.co/tc6mIVAdoR

[Bebe E. Stevens @TotesNotAWhore]

[She blinked, noticing his strange behavior.]

It’s okay, I guess. I’m kinda bored.

[Kyle Broflovski @RedHairJewBoy]

H-How’s it going? *He slightly leaned over on the locker next to hers.*

[Bebe E. Stevens @TotesNotAWhore]

@RedHairJewBoy Kyle?

[CJ Stevenson @iMockRules]

Says the one who takes a while to respond to Red’s messages because you don’t what to say.

You got no game.