Tottenham Maestro

Its called Football not soccer

[EG Couriway @realcouri]

I said a lot of this yesterday but so proud of my team for midoffs!! Samme top 4 is an incredible performance and it's my 4th top 4 student as well.

Huge shoutout to @TubboLive and the production team for a genuinely fantastic event once again. The competitors were all such fantastic sports and same with the coaches as well. Congrats to @Infume_ @nerdi_tv @DuncanMassink and @ashswagin on a wonderful victory and overall team performance!!

I wasn't sure if I wanted to coach another midoffs after this because of the pressure but Gem, Samme, and Molly really motivated me and I learned about so many things that I now can't wait to be a part of another one! Although I'd like to put it out there now that I think it'd be fun to be an assistant coach for once and open the door for more people to be head coaches!

W midoffs <3

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral2]

No drama.
No complaining.
No preferred position.
No technique.

Just dogshit football. 🫡💯

[muffin 🥀 justice duo pls save me @wemmuffin]

uu spoilers

yungy almost making wemmbu curse dalrightt

[mark hilltops @hellwelovespurs]

Free kick went to Brentford because spurs players was holding Micheal Oliver needs to suspended #biasref #spurs #motd #premierleague

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Schrodingers Striker.

Watching Richarlison makes you miss Solanke. Watching Solanke makes you miss Richarlison.

Maybe it’s time to move both of them on.

[Alex 𝓕𝓪𝓷 @xAlexTHFC]

Oh no …

[saint peter @owenk98]

I’ve never known a collective group of people to have such little self defence. It’s amazing. Only ever children and women they can fight against 👍

[Alex 𝓕𝓪𝓷 @xAlexTHFC]

“Marcos Senesi, Jan Paul van Hecke and Sandro Tonali are not in the best physical condition”

Does this happen at any other club?

Why is no one ever fit at Spurs? 🤣

[Tommo @Spacey1882]

When your attack is not feared, teams will just press you high and pick you off.

Richarlison
Moore
Gallagher
Tel

Is the worst front 4 I’ve seen in my lifetime as Spurs fan.

Awful.

#COYS #THFC @SpursOfficial

[#DeZerbiOut @KULUZEBSKl]

600 gazillion spent and this is our lineup 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[🇭🇷 @luka_thfc]

Tbf it is arguably a worse lineup than last season but we do miss like 10 potential starters atm.

[Dan 🇵🇭🇬🇧 🏆🏆🏆 @DannyRicooo]

@thfckostka #8, #10, #6… doesn’t matter bro, he offers nothing anyways. Offered nothing in attack today and hardly chased balls defensively…

[kostka 🇦🇹 @thfckostka]

I can't deal with this Gallagher #10 nonsense anymore I'm done

[lana ༉‧₊˚ @sunlitspurs]

laughed at united just to get pumped as well

[🍝 @MaddisonEra_]

WE CAN'T DEFEND
WE CAN'T ATTACK
TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR ARE SO SO BACK

[Seb Martin @SebOnFootball]

@Rory_Talks_Ball I spent way too much time with Seb this summer too, the dickhead actually made me excited for the season

[Seb Martin @SebOnFootball]

How on gods green earth has Udogie fouled him there 🤣

[Tottenham Maestro @Tottenhamkas]

@TottenhamPoll Unironically i might bro

[Seb Martin @SebOnFootball]

I want to die

[The Spurs Watch @TheSpursWatch]

Van Hecke mate fancy playing seriously