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finance by day, shitposter by night.

i once bought a website and everyone left.

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ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND COULD PAY ALL OF TRUMP'S FINES AND LEGAL FEES AND STILL HAVE ENOUGH LEFT OVER TO BUY THIS TEAM.

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@EpsilonTheory @pmarca betting is addictive; most people lose; and some people who lose get desperate, and cross lines they know they shouldnt. some people just cross lines anyway.

we are going to see many more stories like this

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@EpsilonTheory @pmarca some of my key formative years were in the uk, 25 years ago, when online betting was gearing up.

not going to bore you with those war-stories, but enough to know this. betting companies expect 70% of customers to leave inside of a year, with nothing left in their accounts.

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@DougJBalloon whether it's donald trump falling asleep in court, or joe biden cautioning israel on how to respond to iran, both sides have a problem being clear-eyed in the midst of a crisis.

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@BadLegalTakes there's bad legal takes, and the worst legal takes.

this is the former.

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@Hooters the wings are good but tbh i prefer breasts. can you help?

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@chaseelliott @Hooters @TeamHendrick telling the wife i need to go to hooters tonight

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@jnordvig is it appropriate to use the term "war", in this context?

ps. pedantry aside, i think it's accurate to a point... the outcome of the cold war might be the one thing that putin and the west agree on!

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@EoinHiggins_ if he's running as a rw stealth operation, backed by big wingnut donors, then i'd say that's more a reflection on him than biden.

fwiw i don't see how he eats into either the dem base or the squishy middle, seems he's mainly a draw to fruit loops from both fringes.

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@EpsilonTheory anyway, my little chew-toy is the fed overhiked to fight inflation it wasnt equipped to deal with, and then oversignalled willingness to cut.

not the worst policy errors in history, but certainly two of the weirder ones. especially the second.

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@EpsilonTheory that it took until now for rate cut expectations to be pushed into september... means that whatever got baked into market expectations only happened this morning

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@DougJBalloon opinion: donald trump is standing up against pro-life extremists. is this his sister souljah moment?

- bret stephens

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@GallupNews i'd like to meet the 35% of ppl who think trump is trustworthy and honest and tell them i'm the wallet inspector

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@Cernovich @DavidSacks it was a civil fraud case, doofus.

also, navalny had a trial? care to let us all know when that happened?

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@scottjshapiro gonna be funny when mrs eric trump agrees to have the rnc cover donald's 360mm fine but balks at covering eric's 1mm fine.

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@DavidSacks only truth-seekers like david ask the deep questions like... "i wonder what the official report on navalny's death will say."

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@DavidSacks did elon put a chip in your brain?

i'm just asking a question, don't discredit it.

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@DavidSacks wait has trump been detained on unspecified charges?

i agree that would be a problem.

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@AlinaHabba ice up son

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@Blaney @Team_Penske @Ford @FordPerformance @MenardsRacing that was no way to treat the champ.

so pleased you're ok, best of luck on sunday.