7th St. Burglar

not all who wander are lost

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would have loved GLP-1s and vapes

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

Fuck is them niggas doing

[bleu. @bleuuaura]

they done sent in a nuclear weapon….

[On Limits @missleighcarter]

Don't let Rick Ross see her

[tHE.lAST🔝 @jusLikeMike911]

The way that shit would've been sitting on a shelf in the candy aisle

[MANIC 😕 @YaYaMANIC]

This is nothing. I took my kids to the cinema and bought them all a large popcorn each.

[emily may @emilykmay]

watching people be fascinated by this is hysterical, growing up in the south is the reason why I don't believe in half the shit men say about how women "select" for relationships.

[Cowboy Toni 🤠 @anton1omarquise]

“Oh my lordddd” is the only way react to seeing Megan Thee Stallion in person

[❉❉❉bat❉❉❉ @ObeyBats]

Niggas on Twitter will read your tweet and try to tell you what you really meant lmao

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

“Are you busy?”

Me: No

*incoming video call*

[𝗷𝗮𝘆 ☆ @NotLikeSGA]

my ping pong ball when somebody accidentally steps on it

[Anne Barnard @ABarnardNYC]

“Yo Mayor!” gets the Queen Mum wave

[brandon* @brndxix]

flying cars they said

[F Train Freddy @FtrainFreddy]

When the over eager intern tries to ask the CEO for a coffee chat on day 1 of internship season

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

.@nyknicks

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

Well well well

[ً @artfuIchaos]

people envying you when you’re not even where you wanna be at yet is so crazy.

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

legitimately one of the best artbutmakeitsports

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

DUN DUN.