Tova Tencer

God’s favorite agnostic.

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Backup career? You want to know my backup career? Why I shall learn to work with woods and metals. I shall craft fine tables and ornamental doors, weapons and imaginative holsters in which to sheath them, contraptions without function whose value is its aesthetic oscillation, I

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@emma_giallongo Of course. Gotta give the people what they want.

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Superman has a higher Glass Of Milk Count (2) than The Batman (1)

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I saw a woman wearing pants that I own. Lost my mind. Took all my power to stop myself from running her down to tell her I also own those pants and that we should be friends. I hope she’s doing well.

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I painted a princess window in my bedroom because I am finally powerful enough to do so.

[A.J. Tierney 🔥 @AJ_Tierney]

#emerson2020 @TovaTencer perfected the art of graduation. @ComedicArtsEC

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No you fool that’s the whole point! To a bird that is a network of interconnected chasms, a city of branches and brush. Places to hide, to sit. Imagine being a little creature and hanging out in there! Exquisite

[jacob 🧦 @cloutsocks]

thinking about how hedges aren't green and soft and fluffy all throughout the inside but instead look like this

it's fucked up !

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God made New York and LA so far apart so my friends can hang out at 69ocklock

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It’s international women’s day, but you are all talking about the burger KING? Interesting🤔

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Why say “Yeah, no” when you could say “No indeed”

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I was like “love preserving what? This grammar makes no sense it has to be an in context thing”

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Jesus Christ this whole time I’ve been reading “persevering” as “preserving” and I was sooo confused until I watched the actual episode.

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@jackwalkernixon She had a c section but she’s healing

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Mother broke my bong and I’m not taking it well (supergluing through tears)

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Don’t ask me why I did this but I think I’m onto something

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Don’t remember getting scratched or cut but there’s a heart shaped chunk of my flesh missing? Is the demon that did this trying to be cute?

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@Sean_Deringer Thank you🐠🎣✨

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1) Sit perfectly still for 8 months
2) Paint something really quick
3) “I’ve been really productive this year, actually”

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@emma_giallongo I’m blushing’ ova here!

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@JohnGilbie Thank you!!

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@RubyKarp Thank you 💕💖

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My Hanukkah designs for ACNH! Drape yourself in dreidels to compensate for the inescapable reality of Toy Day!
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