Coma News Daily

The Official Twitter Feed for the Official World Wide Internet News Source Portal for the Town of Coma. Podcast: #mysterysolved #nancydrew

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It's a Wonderful Coma #podcast #HappyHolidays https://t.co/usSR8JEbWx

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Local Man-Boy Offers Basement Survival Skills Training - Coma News https://t.co/fJTHPIwRQl #AloneShow

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When are Mothers Ever Right? An Lol Girl Mystery - Coma News https://t.co/2zZUYgXrSg

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Nude art in the home is back in fashion https://t.co/zOmmgdkT9C via @WSJ Finally some news we can all believe in

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Town of Coma looks to renew it's portable phone book tote program

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A not-so-famous quote from a founding father. But perhaps more relevant now than ever before...

[Ĵậşöñ @jason_demoe]

WHERE did @TownOfComa go?!?!!?

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@jason_demoe Sorry Jason! Got busy with a Sudoku and lost track of time. Sudokus are tricky! All those numbers. Do you have an eraser I can borrow?

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Mystery Solved: The Heart of a Man - Coma News https://t.co/QeZYziTznL #NancyDrew #mysterysolved

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We realized saving 'the world’ is very large task. We are just three amazing musicians and a tambourine player https://t.co/CJ7r4T9gLt

[Elizabeth Tippet @eltippy]

The difference between "humor" and "comedy" is laughing.

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This week Coma women are equal to everything & talkin sexy cinderblock costumes. This is Coma News Daily #podcast https://t.co/WQw5CRaYls

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"In so many ways the facts that matter were not known one year ago. And somehow we know even less one year later." https://t.co/TeD5C7A1P0

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I got donuts for everyone.

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"This movie has everything you want in a movie. It has Matt Damon. It has a wall. It has EVERYTHING!"
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[TheBreakWomb @TheBreakWomb]

Our fourth video with TV Land. To all of our followers: Thank you so much for sharing in our joy this week. It... https://t.co/WeHCcDYaNU

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It's Thursday night at Bear's Biker Bar and no one is winning at Go Fish #happymothersday2017 #lovewins https://t.co/ODxuiBOVBn

[Alan Wieder Bad Drawer @alanwieder]

I think my ex and I just annihilated every LA Parent record with this convo https://t.co/SjHGMAHyy1

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Lots of other fast food twitters say crap like "fries make everything okay." But you know what? Life sucks & the fries do nothing

Eat arbys

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#prebreaking news! The Society for People Who Write Stuff at Coffee Shops will be forced to disband. https://t.co/ivXAfN2hXS

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If a tree falls in the forest but no one posts online about it, did it really happen? Coma News https://t.co/SD87LNnUAJ