Ethan

get paid, get laid, Gatorade #FirePoles

[Ethan @ToxicMailman]

No more yearly Bedlam, backyard brawl, border war, farmageddon, war on I-4, Texas Tech Texas, Stanford USC, Notre Dame USC, or Civil War

It will not surprise me when Paul Bunyan’s Axe dies.

The playoff will expand and the regular season that was once the best in sports will die

[Ethan @ToxicMailman]

Some fucking people man

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Shitting and crying over the Odyssey’s historical inaccuracies. Having cyclopes and sirens is accurate to the time but black people in a movie is too far

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

The Odyssey's final trailer (24 hours):

🟢38k likes
🔴123k dislikes

I can't possibly image why…

[Ethan @ToxicMailman]

@BrettKollmann Rapenaldo never won the WAC

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@devinsgate @HandNF @michael_the_iii @JamieHaDov Zelle is just what the thing in our bank accounts is called “fuck head”

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@michael_the_iii @JamieHaDov Zelle is the e-transfer offered by the banks. It’s not a third party app

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@kotrla_adam It’s also farther back is it at least an exit row?

[College Football 27 @EASPORTSCollege]

Top 10 Offenses.

Top 10 Defenses.

Every #CFB27 school rating is live now
🔗: https://t.co/deB6bxVgow

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@VuhsacePablo @EASPORTSCollege @LSUfootball @OhioStateFB @PennStateFball @GeorgiaFootball @oregonfootball @AlabamaFTBL @GatorsFB @Vol_Football @AggieFootball @ClemsonFB So hard to win at the Swamp that not even Florida can win there

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@LondonCallingA @CompanyHooch They don’t have a stadium much less the infrastructure to support a global event

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@kotrla_adam Have you ever actually met anyone named Muhammed?

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Knicks championship before Embiid conference finals appearance

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@stayhotpod @sponhourm Would you rather guarantee one of your sports teams win one championship in your life while confirming the other ones never win or live on as is gambling if any of your teams will ever win?

[Bonsai/#1 leavanny fan @Peko_girlboss]

I hate when a pokemon get’s a “new evolution” but only it’s regional form can evolve

Like sirfetch’d only exists in one region, and 2/3rds of all basculin can’t evolve, you might as well have just made it an unrelated pokemon

[MLB @MLB]

BRADEN MONTGOMERY HITS A WALK-OFF HOMER IN HIS MAJOR LEAGUE DEBUT!

[Ethan @ToxicMailman]

@sponhourm Very much inflated by mismatched college games

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@sponhourm The teams I root for are 17-10 with me in attendance

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@BrettKollmann Probably 18

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@elitetakes_ Baseball is just a very high variance sport

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@SparkyDevil @CollegeFBonX USC was 41.5 point favorites. OSU was only favored by 27.5

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@Pitt_13_9 @CollegeFBonX USC was 41.5 point favorites. WV was only favored by 28.5