Patrick L. Isley

World's foremost eco-terrorist. My kiss is ecstasy & agony all in one. Gotham City Studs: @JesterOfCrime @Cattboy_
#MalePoisonIvy [RP/DC][Gay/Single][18+]

[Patrick L. Isley @ToxicSnare]

To answer your question: No. I am not a hermaphorodite that can change my gender or grow breasts. Otherwise I'd be playing w/ them.

[Patrick L. Isley @ToxicSnare]

OH MY GOD! I WOKE UP AND MY VERY FINE 9" VINE JUST SNAPPED RIGHT OFF!!! #FWinter

[Patrick L. Isley @ToxicSnare]

"Deck the halls with boughs of holly"? I've got holly that will deck the halls with bowels of anyone dumb enough to get too close

[Patrick L. Isley @ToxicSnare]

#alittleorchid told me that certain butler just slid a booger into his master's soup... split-pea & mucus will be the second course tonight

[Patrick L. Isley @ToxicSnare]

Who wants to know what happens behind closed doors at Wayne Manor? Just delivered a spying orchid to Mr. Wayne. Details soon (:

[Marten Rider (darkmartio on bsky) @DarkMartio]

Buttsex and buttsex?

[Patrick L. Isley @ToxicSnare]

@JesterOfCrime quinn has a question? what could it be..? *rubs chin*

[Patrick L. Isley @ToxicSnare]

@TheOtherCanary *bats lashes* fall for what? I was just wondering if you had a sordid past that I could comfort you over *smiles*

[Patrick L. Isley @ToxicSnare]

@JesterOfCrime awh! you know I can't resist that pouty face! I meant it in the best way!

[Patrick L. Isley @ToxicSnare]

@JesterOfCrime I think it means your hopeless,,, but I knew that already hahahaha. I like 'enigma'

[Patrick L. Isley @ToxicSnare]

@TheOtherCanary it does sound quite delicious. are you a tortured soul perhaps? I know a cure for that *puckers lips*

[Patrick L. Isley @ToxicSnare]

a test for all the psychopaths in Gotham! tell me your results! I found 'none, made, man'

[Patrick L. Isley @ToxicSnare]

@JesterOfCrime like you need any more sugar... all I've seen you eat today is cookies and some kid's birthday cake, which you stole!

[Patrick L. Isley @ToxicSnare]

@JesterOfCrime and don't you forget it! *sticks out tongue*

[Patrick L. Isley @ToxicSnare]

@JesterOfCrime on eye full is free, anything else will cost you!

[Patrick L. Isley @ToxicSnare]

@JesterOfCrime oh yeah, then here's MY new outfit *sneer* less is more XD

[Patrick L. Isley @ToxicSnare]

@JesterOfCrime *drool* ahgromunobarashiinarf? *shakes head* no I wouldn't, it's hideous.

[Patrick L. Isley @ToxicSnare]

@Empty_Grave beer? beer is good. I've got plum wine which is as sweet as nectar and potent as JD.

[Patrick L. Isley @ToxicSnare]

if it were up to me, every litterer would be stung up by their toes and repeatedly dipped into stinking waste. oh the smell and humiliation.

[Patrick L. Isley @ToxicSnare]

How do you own the world? How do you own what brought you into existence? How can you treat your Earth Mother as such? She deserves our love