Ben, PhD

Dr. Ben, Poison Daddy.

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Forever retweet

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@golden_ugo SAME

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@imawhateverr My girls immediately replace what I take out, like, immediately after I’m done haha. Especially if it’s a fresh litter day.

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@imawhateverr Step 1: Purchase
Step 2: Wear it and belt “Last Midnight” in your living room
Step 3: Profit

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Found two white chest hairs today so I’m officially in my Daddy Era. I’m proud of you sport.

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PepsiCo volunteers for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS Red Bucket Fundraiser on a beautiful Saturday in the city.

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@imawhateverr You accidentally wrote the baby’s name twice at the end

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As one show closes, another opens. This time with more lines!

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Working with children in theater is all fun and games until they ask: “Are you supposed to have dark circles under your eyes?”

I may be older, and exponentially more tired, but at least I can eat candy whenever I want!

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Mama, I’ve made it! Putnam county press/times famous!

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@hamley227 @JordanaAbraham @JetBlue @betchesluvthis I blame the merge with American Airlines tbh. It all went down hill after that.

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@RobbyIsAFreeElf Same

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@lolkristin Not enough FFX

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@RobbyIsAFreeElf Is he hot?

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Shovelin’ shnow

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Here’s a free silly kitty picture.

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@lolkristin Excellent

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@lolkristin Was it good?

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@imawhateverr Several notes: talking while your plate is open, you’re gonna have a bad time. Not flipping your plates agar side up (upside down) while incubating, also a bad time. I hope they don’t make themselves sick.

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@clarinetprof Time for you to write arrangements for your students’ recitals