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My resolution for this decade is to log off

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Parasite is good everyone was right happy new year

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Was gonna think about the best things of the decade but christ I've been on Twitter the whole time and that's so depressing to think about

[Unwinder @UnwinderH]

Old lady: "There's been no one for so long. What is your name?"
Rey: "Rey."
Old lady: "Rey who?"
Rey: "Rey... Smuckles"

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It seems Hollywood will stop at nothing to inject their agenda into classic conservative works. now they've made Little Women FEMINIST!?!

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Twitter is a great platform to workshop new material because it will let you know who is too sensitive to get your unique and edgy brand of humor so you can ignore them and never be uncomfortable

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Which switch game should I get (never played any of these)

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@MatthewPWells Excuse me my childhood crush is already divorced and remarried and shills for some sort of weight loss wrap

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@deeej15 @matthewgeiger @lowguppy @TheSpokenKeats Steamed hams

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Theory: anakin didn't actually make c-3po, he just found a Droid in watto's shop that was being scrapped and stole it. This is the only way to explain why a tinkerer slave kid who has no reason to have a stuffy translator Droid would have one.

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I'm introducing my kids to star wars movies after they've already consumed more non-movie star wars media than I ever have. We're starting with Episode 1

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Pictured: Anakin in the pod race in phantom menace

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Pick a movie

Keep one actor

The rest are replaced by F Murray Abraham

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@skinny412 The math tutor in Sack Lunch Bunch

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@bikemamadelphia When I worked there the only people who bought anything more than spatulas there were the absurdly wealthy people from Rittenhouse square and people who stayed in the hotel