Trace Says

What does Trace say, see what cousin Tra Tra says here!!!!

[Trace Says @Trace_Says01]

These sayings take time to make. They have to flow through you. Like last nights Taco Bell.

[Trace Says @Trace_Says01]

Me: well I’m as full as a taxidermy squirrel.

T-Sway: wouldn’t it be as stuffed as a taxidermy squirrel?

Me: girl, it’s full of whatever it’s stuffed with it don’t matter how you say it.

#WeBack #TraceSays2K18

[Trace Says @Trace_Says01]

Wildcats on 3. 1,2,3
Everyone:WILDCATS!
Ethan: TAME DOGS!
Me: APATHETIC GECKOS!

[Trace Says @Trace_Says01]

Day 4 of Tinder experiment: Nothing so far. I think people are getting blinded by my good looks so they can't see to swipe right.

[Trace Says @Trace_Says01]

@johnpresleyyy Oh yeah, I had an interesting morning

[Trace Says @Trace_Says01]

Tip of the day: If you stay up till four studying make sure your phone is on the charger so you're not having to floor it to your 8am final

[Trace Says @Trace_Says01]

*squints eyes* We meet again final exams *karate chops textbook* You should be afraid

[Marie Grace @MarieGrace_]

Dear friends, please click the link at the bottom. My buddy @Trace_Says01 needs your help it's a matter of GPA

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[Trace Says @Trace_Says01]

Ok people, I need everyone's help with this. Please take and share this survey right here. https://t.co/KbzlIrZM02 All answers are welcome

[Trace Says @Trace_Says01]

Just finished a two part podcast with @TheRisingWildes. Part three gon' be lit.

[Trace Says @Trace_Says01]

I don't know who I have to file a complaint with on the weather but if someone will give me their email I'll send a complaint

[Trace Says @Trace_Says01]

There's absolutely nothing better on this Earth than waffle house. Specifically at 3am on a Thursday. It has to be then.

[Trace Says @Trace_Says01]

Man, you see people doing weird stuff at college. Like me, I was hunched over sprinting towards a puppy for a good 5 min. #iletgooftheleash

[Trace Says @Trace_Says01]

Of all the things on this beautiful planet nothing keeps me up at night more than pointless YouTube videos

[Trace Says @Trace_Says01]

Protip: End every essay you write with "this paper was brought to you in part by procrastination, caffeine, and a desperate need to pass"

[Trace Says @Trace_Says01]

If someone offered me back all the money I've ever spent on food. I would then take it and go buy even more food.

[Trace Says @Trace_Says01]

So did you guys know that 100% of all drowning deaths are linked to this colorless odorless chemical called dihydrogen monoxide?

[Trace Says @Trace_Says01]

Alright well you guys can go do that and I'll go encourage those dead flowers over there. They look like they need it.

[Lane Cravey @LaneCravey]

"Daddy, I'm family to these people." - @Trace_Says01 when his dad thinks we've all be hanging out too long. 😂👏🏻 #cousinlylove

[Trace Says @Trace_Says01]

Yeah I mean you're kinda tan, not really bronze but more like a low brass @SlothFarm @Haynes8Haynes