AJ

I came here to type characters and kick some ass... and I'm all out of characters.

[AJ @TrackingAJ]

I faced it all, and I stood tall. And did it my way.

[AJ @TrackingAJ]

@TheSecretScout_ @CPFC we need new strikers.... Just saying 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

[AJ @TrackingAJ]

You heard it here first... The monarchy doesn't exist in about 25 years 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

Then they will just be rich nobodies like all the other rich nobodies

[AJ @TrackingAJ]

@isaguor Old rich white people??? What's impressive about this

[AJ @TrackingAJ]

@WausauWes @SeeBushy @GreatWhiteMader @ONESchaef

In Munich currently... Apparently saying 'eins, zwei, drei, blitzkrieg!' is highly frowned upon and will get you asked to leave! Something about its historical context...
#TheMoreYouKnow

[AJ @TrackingAJ]

@Google @madebygoogle @googledevs @googlecomplaints

How do I make a suggestion for a fix for Google phones (I have pixel) which bothers me literally every day and would be a super simple fix and much appreciated by all?!
Anyone else know?

I will probably send info shortly below

[AJ @TrackingAJ]

@SeeBushy @GreatWhiteMader @WausauWes @ONESchaef @SethMader

https://t.co/Jgtl3jhKT3

A classic we all need to remember...

Interior crocodile alligator.. I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

[AJ @TrackingAJ]

Did you know that all of the planets in our solar system are named after Gods except one?

That one is Earth.... which is named after all that stuff on the ground.

RIP @normmacdonald

[AJ @TrackingAJ]

Listen, I really didn't want to have to spoil the end of the new James Bond movie.... But their decision to have @blueorigin rockets be Bond's escape vehicle at the end had to be @mgmstudios' weirdest decision.

#007 #JamesBond #WTF

[AJ @TrackingAJ]

Labor and truck driver shortages in the UK resulting in goods not being delivered??

If only there was some sort of group of countries the UK could join that would allow the free movement of people and goods. Let's call it a 'Union' of some sort... Perhaps with neighboring Europe

[AJ @TrackingAJ]

Did you guys know you can get up at 6am AND get 8 hours of sleep????

These two things are not mutually exclusive... I had no idea.

#AmIAnAdult?? 🤔🤔

[AJ @TrackingAJ]

Sorry guys but I haven't checked the news in a couple weeks so forgive my ignorance and confusion...

But how did the Taliban take over Texas so quickly??? 🤔🤔🤔

[AJ @TrackingAJ]

Welp... It's now 7:30pm on a Friday.

Time to take off my day PJs and put on my night PJs.

[AJ @TrackingAJ]

If love is the answer, you're home.

Hold on.

#DaftPunk

[AJ @TrackingAJ]

I wonder what people are going to do as soon as they can't use covid as an excuse anymore?? 🤔🤔

"Oh yes we were unable to do that, you know, BECAUSE OF COVID"

🙄🙄🙄

[AJ @TrackingAJ]

Good thing pistachios are as good as they are... Because otherwise who would want to pay a lot to continue working for their food??

#ShellfishImAlsoLookingAtYou

[AJ @TrackingAJ]

Damn, it's already tonight?!? I bet you want me to me to get up tomorrow too and do this whole thing over again.

Fuck that.

[AJ @TrackingAJ]

Did you really even take an Uber if your driver doesn't speak with his entire family along the 10 minute journey??
🤔🤔🤔

[AJ @TrackingAJ]

Good thing they didn't use the term 'unload' instead....
#USA

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#Blessed🙏🙏🙏
#Hustle$$$
#DreamsComeTrue