Every time I visit my kids in England I always take a good pocket of Scottish Thistle Seeds to throw into ex neighbours' gardens and crazy paving. A wee payback for not liking us Scots.
As a middle aged man with no kids and no interest in sport, I am excluded for 99% of all pub talk. I have made up a fake family just so I can join in. Caught the 2 boys with drugs last week, rascals.
The P1 children from P1/2 had worked hard at home to research a famous scientist. They were able to stand up and tell all the other P1 children what they’d found out. #BSW22#haveago#homelearninggoals
Split with the Mrs a few months ago as she was seeing someone else who she's now moved into our marital home. I still have the hive heating app on my phone. I keep turning up to maximum when they go to work. Hope it's costing them a fortune.
"This will be his first run since September but I think I’ve got him pretty fit so I go there hopeful."
Brilliant from @K_scottracing! Colinton wins at 12-1 on his first start for Katie - read Katie's brilliant column every week in the @rfoutlook
After a football match a few weeks ago some idiots tried to have a fight after the game and Bawtry was punched by one of them. Bawtry’s having the last laugh because we’ve just heard that he’s been banned from football for 3 years.
Character word searches, novel themed @toptrumps, microscope studies and book themed board games - must be the start of @BookWeekScot in P7! #Flotsam#SBCLovesToRead @scottishbktrust @SBCLiteracy