Jake, Father of Dragon Slayers ⚔️🐉

Catholic. Father of 4. Husband to @shelb_two_ees

The grave is the end of man; Hell is the end of the proud. -Humility of Heart

[Jake, Father of Dragon Slayers ⚔️🐉 @TradDadSays]

@MrsCasey6 lol why? Who knows if I’ll make it that long anyway.

I’ll be hating life because I’ll have even MORE bird feeders?! That’d be a hard life to hate

[Jake, Father of Dragon Slayers ⚔️🐉 @TradDadSays]

ACL Surgeon at the 3 week follow up: don’t be lifting things that are over 20lbs yet.

*leaves appointment*

*a few days later*

Me, a millennial: ‘bird feeders are low…bag is 40lbs…welp, da byrds gotta eat so if I tear the ACL, I tear the ACL’

All’s well that ends well. -Pa

[Jake, Father of Dragon Slayers ⚔️🐉 @TradDadSays]

@TradBob26 This is a different kind of health

[Jake, Father of Dragon Slayers ⚔️🐉 @TradDadSays]

The winning formula for success in investing is owning the entire stock market through an index fund, and then doing nothing. Just stay the course. -John C. Bogle.

[Jake, Father of Dragon Slayers ⚔️🐉 @TradDadSays]

Christ is King

[🇮🇱Rabbi Shlomo Goldberg✡️ @SenseiRonined]

Jesus was the first Antisemite and the first Nazi. Period.

[Jake, Father of Dragon Slayers ⚔️🐉 @TradDadSays]

@SaintBbq @Maria3938219406 I think I’m gonna be sick.

I prefer my dogs cooked and my bread without mold.

[Jake, Father of Dragon Slayers ⚔️🐉 @TradDadSays]

@KnowsPascal

[Jake, Father of Dragon Slayers ⚔️🐉 @TradDadSays]

@MrsCasey6 My life

[Jake, Father of Dragon Slayers ⚔️🐉 @TradDadSays]

@CatholicRob I already am ☠️

[Jake, Father of Dragon Slayers ⚔️🐉 @TradDadSays]

@TradBob26 @alpnicotine @SaintBbq @KnowsPascal Good stuff

[Jake, Father of Dragon Slayers ⚔️🐉 @TradDadSays]

@TradBob26 @MrsCasey6 Post deleted by author. Unsure what tech support is needed here.

[Jake, Father of Dragon Slayers ⚔️🐉 @TradDadSays]

@KnowsPascal Yes

[Jake, Father of Dragon Slayers ⚔️🐉 @TradDadSays]

@KnowsPascal Correct. The true form of ‘awesome’. Hard to convey over text, but that was my implication.

Fear of God type awesome.

[Ryan Grant: Cigar smoking pseudo-intellectual 🚬 @chesterbelloc3]

Today is the day upon which St. Thomas More was executed. He quipped to the executioner:
"I beg you will help me to get up; as for coming down, you may leave me alone for that."

[Jake, Father of Dragon Slayers ⚔️🐉 @TradDadSays]

@SaintBbq @bbqfriend

[Jake, Father of Dragon Slayers ⚔️🐉 @TradDadSays]

@SaintBbq @bbqfriend Spam would be better 😏

[Jake, Father of Dragon Slayers ⚔️🐉 @TradDadSays]

“You cannot attain to charity except through humility.” -St. Augustine