"Enes Kanter is a misogynist!"
Why?
"Because he's mocking women!"
How?
"By saying he's a woman!"
Like trans women?
"NO! THAT'S DIFFERENT!"
How?
"Because he's not serious! It's a stunt!"
Why do you think that?
"He's not living like a woman!"
How does a woman live?
"LIKE A WOMAN!"
So a woman can be boiled down to a set of ideals or a lifestyle?
"Yes!"
So there's only one right way to be a woman?
"...uh..."
And if there's no one right way to be a woman, then Enes can be a trans woman. He's just a different kind of trans woman than you've seen before.
"NO! HE'S NOT A WOMAN BECAUSE I SAID HE'S NOT A WOMAN!"
Cool. Then I can say trans women aren't women and it means they're not women.
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
In October 2025, S&P Global Ratings assigned Strategy a B− credit rating and identified three areas for improvement:
1. Improve US dollar liquidity.
2. Reduce reliance on convertible debt.
3. Demonstrate resilience during a market downturn.
Since then, Strategy has:
1. Increased its USD Reserve to ∼$5.1B.
2. Retired roughly $1.5 billion of convertible debt.
3. Strengthened its financial position and demonstrated resilience through a Bitcoin bear market.
4. Established a ~$1.6B cash position that covers part of the remaining $6.7B of convertible debt.
5. Demonstrated its ability to meet financial obligations despite a severe decline in Bitcoin’s price.
Strategy is well positioned for a credit-rating upgrade.
A higher credit rating will broaden the pool of investors able to buy Strategy’s securities, lower its cost of capital and increase demand for its credit instruments.
This is all extremely bullish for the long-term $MSTR thesis.
Tesla is officially holding a “Tesla Semi Rollout” invite-only event to celebrate the opening of their new Semi Factory in Sparks, Nevada.
Attendees will be able to tour the factory and experience Semi on ride alongs.
Just got this invite in my email!
⚡️Saylor is trying to change Bitcoin’s identity before the next wave of capital arrives.
The old identity was built around opposition: distrust banks, distrust governments, self-custody everything, reject “paper Bitcoin,” keep the ecosystem ideologically pure.
Saylor thinks that mindset has become the bottleneck.
His actual bet is much larger: Bitcoin becomes the reserve asset inside the existing financial system instead of remaining primarily a rebellion against it.
Banks custody it. Corporations hold it. Governments reserve it. Funds wrap it. Credit gets built against it. Securities reference it. Machines eventually use it. The protocol stays scarce and politically uncontrollable while the financial superstructure above it becomes enormous.
That is the whole essay.
And deep down, this probably is the path that takes Bitcoin from a multi-trillion-dollar asset into something competing with the largest pools of capital on Earth.
Trying to replace fiat at checkout was always the smaller game. Becoming collateral underneath global finance is the larger one.
The crucial wager is that institutional integration does not corrupt the underlying asset. Bitcoin can become deeply embedded in Wall Street, governments and credit markets while the base protocol remains outside their control.
If that works, the irony is enormous: the existing financial system does not defeat Bitcoin. It gradually becomes dependent on an asset it cannot manufacture.
That is the conquest path.
The real risk is around the perimeter. Custody can concentrate. Derivatives can dominate price discovery. Synthetic claims can proliferate. Governments can control access points. Institutions can accumulate enormous influence around Bitcoin even if they cannot alter the 21 million supply.
So the long-term battle becomes very clear:
Can Bitcoin become institutional infrastructure without becoming institutionally captured around the edges?
Saylor believes yes.
And this essay is his attempt to build the ideology that makes that transition culturally possible.
The deepest compression is:
Bitcoin spent its first era proving it could exist without institutions.
Saylor wants the next era to prove institutions cannot afford to exist without Bitcoin.
🚨JUST IN: A divorce attorney confirms he has multiple male clients requesting to use their wives' public support of Lindsay Clancy in custody battles.
If a woman think it thinks it's OK to kill your child because you have postpartum depression that woman should lose all visitation rights. PERIOD.
We must protect the children.
⚡️Bitcoin’s most profound breakthrough is this:
It created property that does not need a sovereign, bank, company, or custodian to exist as property.
That goes deeper than “digital gold,” deeper than scarcity, deeper than payments, deeper than Saylor’s “economic energy” metaphor.
For almost all of history, wealth ultimately depended on recognition by some external authority.
Land required law.
Bank deposits required banks.
Stocks required corporate registries.
Bonds required issuers.
Gold could escape some of that, but once you wanted to move it at scale, store it safely, or use it across borders, institutions came back into the picture.
Bitcoin did something historically strange.
It fused the asset, the ownership record, and the settlement system into one thing.
If you possess the keys, the network recognizes the claim because the claim is cryptographically valid. Nobody has to know who you are. Nobody has to approve the transfer. Nobody has to promise redemption. There is no issuer whose balance sheet sits underneath the asset.
That is the rupture.
And the 21 million cap makes it even deeper because now the monetary constitution travels with the property.
The future cannot casually decide that yesterday’s savings should be diluted because today has an emergency.
So the breakthrough is really two things welded together:
Ownership without permission, and scarcity without discretion.
That combination had never existed globally in a digitally native bearer asset.
And this is where Saylor’s “economic energy” language is reaching for something real.
Money is stored agency across time.
You work today.
You do not consume everything.
You carry that unused command over resources forward.
Bitcoin gives you a way to encode that deferred agency into a system whose monetary rules are extraordinarily difficult for any single actor to rewrite.
That is why the deepest description remains:
Bitcoin is incorruptible monetary memory.
It remembers that value was assigned here, transferred there, and remains under this key.
It remembers without needing the original owner.
It remembers without needing Satoshi.
It remembers without needing a bank.
It remembers without needing the government that happens to exist fifty years later.
That is almost mythic when you really sit with it.
Human civilization spent thousands of years asking:
Can we store sacrifice across time without trusting the future not to alter the terms?
Bitcoin is the first serious answer that says:
Make the promise survive the promisor.
And if it succeeds over generations, that will be its historical meaning.
Not that it made money digital.
That it made monetary ownership native to information itself, and gave the past cryptographic teeth against the future.
Currently the largest weekly rise in BTC since the beginning of last bull market coming out of 2022. Sentiment is low, Bessent is quoting Satoshi in posts, Tech Momentum Vol is at 45 year highs and AI agents are about to change the global economy measurements while the new Fed Chair has five task forces to restructure the way monetary policy is done leaving academic economists lost while the Treasury Sec is doing unconventional interventions to stop the old system from breaking. As Michael Saylor says, you don't find Bitcoin, Bitcoin finds you. Going to be a fun video this weekend.
Top non-index buyers: Goldman Sachs $407M, Capital International $346M, Jane Street Capital $247M, HRT Financial $137M, Wells Fargo Securities $132M, Susquehanna International Group $124M, Capula Investment Management $100M.
How stupid is this?
NHTSA requires FSD to come to a complete stop at stop signs, yet even police officers - the people who enforce these laws - do rolling stops, as the officer in this video did 🤦♂️
🚨 NEWS: Einride to Add 500 Tesla Semis to North American Fleet
Swedish freight-tech company Einride plans to deploy 500 Tesla Semi trucks across its North American operations, with the first trucks expected to hit the road as soon as September.
The announcement comes as Einride expects its revenue growth rate to more than double in the second half of 2026. Its shares jumped 17% in premarket trading following the news.
$TSLA
62% of young Americans like socialism.
Most don’t know what socialism is.
They think China is successful socialism.
China is not socialist.
China is capitalist.
When China was socialist, the Great Leap Forward killed upwards of 55 million.
We have a major education problem.