Shit Justin Says

probably licking a popsicle or some shit
(not operated by the legend himself)

[faceblind michael @FaceblindFool]

Justin is going to be the last person in the Suite. God help us all.

[faceblind michael @FaceblindFool]

Tbt to when Justin accidentally made himself a part time student

[Shit Justin Says @TraderJustins]

i literally cannot even at all anymore right now no i ugh why i hate everything fuck you registration

[Shit Justin Says @TraderJustins]

"You do smell like my grandpa! But no. You smell like a more beautiful version of my grandpa!"

[Shit Justin Says @TraderJustins]

Just got to NYC and what do I see??????? TRADER JOES!!!!!!! #thirstin #MakeMeAManagerPls #ILoveNewYork #ButILoveTradersMore #EXCITED!!!!

[Shit Justin Says @TraderJustins]

"I'm a low-key white girl. I already had 3 pumpkin spice lattes"

[Shit Justin Says @TraderJustins]

"I get productive when it's late" "haha... seductive..." "no productive"

[Shit Justin Says @TraderJustins]

FIRST TRIP TO TRADER JOES IN BOSTON!!!!!!!! #EXCITED #BLESS #TRADERJOES #MORELIKETRADERJUSTINS

[liza @philizaphy]

GUESS WHO I JUST MET
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHH

THE FIRST OF CORE

[Shit Justin Says @TraderJustins]

"My phone's about to die and I need to get out of this bathtub."

[Shit Justin Says @TraderJustins]

"It smells so weird in here... well, I am in a bathroom."

[Shit Justin Says @TraderJustins]

"Me and @leneweenie are the best #emerduo!"

[arlene 💕💖💫 @leneweenie]

#tbt @TraderJustins @peydin @WanaC_UrPeacock

[Shit Justin Says @TraderJustins]

Malik: "Y'all are so white..."
"WELL YOU'RE BLACK"

[Shit Justin Says @TraderJustins]

"sometimes I shift the conversation to make a joke about what I wanted to say...but then I forget the joke."

[Shit Justin Says @TraderJustins]

"Do we wanna get deep tonight? Oh that sounds sexual." @WanaC_UrPeacock @peydin

[Shit Justin Says @TraderJustins]

I get drunk cravings. They're like pregnancy cravings but you're drunk and not pregnant.

[Shit Justin Says @TraderJustins]

"So I bought this college survival kit"

[Shit Justin Says @TraderJustins]

"Do I wanna be masc or fem?????"

[Shit Justin Says @TraderJustins]

"Please don't tweet that.."