Tony

[Tony @Trader__Tony]

@TMathSports Fastball gone forever 🤢

[Tony @Trader__Tony]

@Blutman27 big red ogre can't play sports... who else isn't shocked?

[Tony @Trader__Tony]

@AnthonyDabbundo @OldTakesExposed great bet Anthony you dipshit

[Fey @fey_xbt]

A guy calls his broker and asks about egg futures.

Broker says they’re at 25 cents.

Guy says, “Alright, buy me 100 contracts.”

A week later he calls again.

Broker says, “Good call. They’re at 35 cents now.”

Guy gets excited and buys 1,000 more.

Few days later, he calls again. Eggs are at 50 cents.

Now he thinks he’s a genius, so he buys 100,000 contracts.

Next day they’re at 65 cents. He buys a million.

Then they’re at 95 cents. He buys another million.

Then $1.25. He buys another million.

Next day, eggs are trading at $1.75.

He finally thinks, alright, this is probably enough. Time to take profit.

So he tells his broker, “Sell 2 million contracts.”

After a long silence, broker finally says:

“Sell to who? You’re the egg guy.”

[Chad Betamillion @TicTocTick]

Have you ever considered the possibility that you’re a retard but you don’t know this yet?

[QE Infinity @StealthQE4]

I will not pay $1 for Facebook or Instagram.

I’ll just delete them.

Both of them are complete garbage imo.

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Everyone is going insane. Employees are going insane. Executives are going insane. Investors are going insane. Politicians are going insane. Citizens are going insane

Collective AI psychosis

If you sit back and think about it for a even minute it’s completely surreal

[Greg Mushen @gregmushen]

Been limiting my showers to 1 minute to save more water for the data centers.

[Fahd Ananta @fahdananta]

The world’s tiniest family office, Roach Capital, has acquired an additional $500K worth of $OPEN

Lots to do, back to work 🫡

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

He just flipped his grilled cheese.

The first side is golden, crisp, and perfect.

Now, send him a text message to distract him for a few moments.

Perfect, now the other side is charcoal.

[Free Talk Live @FreeTalkLive]

You have every right to know what your government is doing, and they have no right to know what you are doing.

That is why they are called public servants and we are called private citizens.

Instead, the relationship has been inverted. The state hides behind secrecy, classified files, and redactions while demanding total visibility into your finances, communications, movement, and behavior.

A society where the rulers live in privacy while the population lives under surveillance is the very definition of tyranny.

[Alexander 𖤓 Nietzschean Vitalist @UbermenschMind]

"The Great Replacement is a myth"

Meanwhile the French national team:

[Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes]

He just paid all his bills. After he starts the car, turn on the check engine light.

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

He’s enjoying the TV series. Introduce a 2 minute gay sex scene

[Tony @Trader__Tony]

@Ninadrama this old ass is 40 years old smh

[Rachel @tolstoybb]

I’m not quarantining for anything less than $500,000 in PPP loans

[🏴‍☠️ @calvinfroedge]

It turns out that the most bullish event in the market history of the world was the Strait of Hormuz, the most important waterway, being clogged up worse than an American toilet on Thanksgiving

[Edward Dowd @DowdEdward]

I can’t wait for the free Krispy Kream donut when I show my Hantavirus vaccine card! 🤣😂🤡

[Tony @Trader__Tony]

@jkenney Could not have happened to a bigger retard.

[Tony @Trader__Tony]

@RiggsBarstool Riggsy you are a retard who needs to be stop ruining the sport of golf.