Trae Vanaskey

When I wanna be a superhero I just wake up

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Myspace kept a playlist of all my old profile songs. I don't know whether to feel nostalgic or ashamed.

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Egyptian rat screw for the first time since high school. I'm still terrible at this game...

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Just realized John Kraszinski is the esurance guy. I knew rewatching the office on netflix would be good for something

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Such Halloween

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Matt Stafford is my hero

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GO FOR IT RANDY. COME ON

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If @erin_mallory13 plays that recorder during this jazz concert I will die

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Saw a kid with a Nottingham hoodie on campus. I almost drop-kicked him off his bike

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Holy crap rain

[Not Quite as Online as Before @sbarbcore]

If one of the guys in your pop punk band's pic isn't wearing basement merch then it doesn't count.

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@BVanaskey a loss is a loss homeboy, at least we can join in our non top 25ness

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@BVanaskey brah, notre dame killed your vibe

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Bangerz is actually good. I can't believe I even thought that, let alone wrote it. Check it out for yourself

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We're catching up to you boy http://t.co/wgVIfvPg12

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Literally watching paint dry

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My friend Abby on Anna Kendrick's GQ photoshoot, " so this was for Dairy Queen?"

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Charlie Manuel sort of quoted Jay-Z today. The Phillies season is officially over

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@radowss I'm Depp

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This is the last something that meant anything