Darth Dismemberus

Don't fly under the influence of death sticks #StarWarsRP #SemiCrack Padawan-In-Crime: @BecomePowerful

[Darth Dismemberus @TrainedVader]

@TrainedVader // such a shame this guy wasn't on xbox, really wanted to send "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE" in a message

[Darth Dismemberus @TrainedVader]

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO WIN AT ROCKET LEAGUE, NOT GET DESTROYED! BRING BALANCE TO THE SCORE, NOT LEAVE IT ONE-SIDED!

[Darth Dismemberus @TrainedVader]

"I don't like sand, it's course, rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.....not like you" Anakin Skywalker, smooth operator

[Darth Dismemberus @TrainedVader]

@EmoJarJarBinks @Ahsoka__Tano that's more truthful for some of us than others

[Darth Dismemberus @TrainedVader]

Rip

[Darth Dismemberus @TrainedVader]

@Beam626 @OliviaMGregg @Burnt_Out_Darth

[Darth Dismemberus @TrainedVader]

@BecomePowerful it's almost like asking you this

[Darth Dismemberus @TrainedVader]

@BecomePowerful what's the difference? https://t.co/oDo4Utk8MK

[The Emperor @emperorposts]

Would you rather...?

[Darth Dismemberus @TrainedVader]

@BecomePowerful @Ahsoka__Tano @obiwan_ben01 step right up, step right up and get free robotic limbs!

[Darth Dismemberus @TrainedVader]

@BecomePowerful @Ahsoka__Tano @obiwan_ben01 *ignites his saber* slicey slicey

[Darth Dismemberus @TrainedVader]

@BecomePowerful @Ahsoka__Tano @obiwan_ben01 slicey slicey

[Darth Dismemberus @TrainedVader]

"Anakin, you're crazy, spinning is not flying"
"But it's a good trick"
What a child

[Darth Dismemberus @TrainedVader]

That's not what Padmè said....I mean....what? https://t.co/LhCwosaAUY

[Darth Dismemberus @TrainedVader]

@Ahsoka__Tano @BecomePowerful Ahsoka, there's something you need to know about Anakin.....

[Darth Dismemberus @TrainedVader]

@BecomePowerful @Ahsoka__Tano you're on fire with these jokes today, my young padawan

[Darth Dismemberus @TrainedVader]

@BecomePowerful @Ahsoka__Tano

[Darth Dismemberus @TrainedVader]

@BecomePowerful @Ahsoka__Tano Another happy landing

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@BecomePowerful @Ahsoka__Tano

[Darth Dismemberus @TrainedVader]

@BecomePowerful @Ahsoka__Tano Ashoka, may I suggest going for the rest of his limbs and leaving him to burn to death slowly and painfully?