Andrew

I don't know why I'm like this either 🤷🏽‍♂️

[dawn @rundry]

btw if you don't lock in tomorrow they said they're gonna kill you

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

“Babe, cancel our weekend plans. We’re going to the $350,000 Pi Kappa Phi rager!”

[Papi Jae @_PapiJae_]

Keep ya kids at home. This is for grown folks

[Say @SayJ96]

Bama students really gonna find out how it feels to tailgate for the love of the game. Get up at 6am to get on that grill with a mimosa for a 11am game against Jacksonville State and be a little scared yall could lose.

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

discovered a buddy from college gaslit himself into loving running by applying a nicotine patch everytime he ran, and only when he ran

on his fifth marathon

[YNW Mel Blanc @EricTrillman_]

No footage just a piece of paper he a fraud like Wilt

[Satan @s8n]

GTA 6 and Shrek 5… maybe life is worth living

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Completely dark at 5:30. hope you rotten fucking daylight savingcels got what you wished for

[jai ˖Ი𐑼⋆ @ghstprincss]

the lambs:

[fredo @CreaminDemonn]

a hater

[debo @killmefam]

I love rooftop bars because I can jump off to kill myself

[cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola]

The Angels should be classified as a terrorist organization for making Shohei Ohtani sad.

[bobby @bobby]

you should be purchasing one unusual sauce or dip every time you visit the grocery store. if you want to have a nice life.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

We need to reboot Myth Busters just to explain the cop slide. Only need one episode.

[Nick | ニック @NickFromTokyo]

In an attempt to get Americans to see why Japan finds Barbenheimer offensive, Japanese twitter has taken to making 9/11 jokes - completely misunderstanding that Americans love 9/11 jokes.

[earth tones, with a vest @hatedbyvegans]

“Soft launch” this “hard launch” that, back in my day if you were even slightly interested in someone you’d post full photos of them on main for mcm or wcw

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

even 9/11??

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

oh, she's not allowed to surf? says who, JONAH HILL???

[ian @ianisuglyyy]

IS HE K*LLING HIMSELF??? HELLOO???