Maidstoneisaurus 🇺🇦

Dedicated to the juggernaut that is Maidstone United.

[Maidstoneisaurus 🇺🇦 @TransferCunt]

He’s buried that like it was Sarah Ferguson’s reputation tbf

[Maidstoneisaurus 🇺🇦 @TransferCunt]

Who drew that line, David Blunkett?

[Maidstoneisaurus 🇺🇦 @TransferCunt]

I mean it *looked* offside …

[Maidstoneisaurus 🇺🇦 @TransferCunt]

I mean it *looked* offside …

[Maidstoneisaurus 🇺🇦 @TransferCunt]

Like to think there’ll be a Barry Fry like inquest into that header in the Croatian dressing room at halftime.
‘What about the man who’s spinning off?’ ‘FUCK the man who’s spinning off.’

[Maidstoneisaurus 🇺🇦 @TransferCunt]

Stones got turned like Anthony Blunt there. #OneForTheKids

[Maidstoneisaurus 🇺🇦 @TransferCunt]

Hydrate my arse.

[Maidstoneisaurus 🇺🇦 @TransferCunt]

BREAKING: @transfercunt understands 3M, the world’s largest glue manufacturer, have offered Al Nassr a fiver for Cristiano Ronaldo.

[Maidstoneisaurus 🇺🇦 @TransferCunt]

Even we didn't see that coming.

[brett munyard #⚽️ @brettmunyard]

n 10 years of football management, I’ve never had a situation quite like this.

Multiple assurances.Public declarations of commitment. Turning up to sign and then refusing. Weeks of no communication from player or agent(s)

Football doesn’t just expose players, it exposes people

[Maidstoneisaurus 🇺🇦 @TransferCunt]

Big Portman Road flashbacks there.

[Maidstoneisaurus 🇺🇦 @TransferCunt]

Calm down Trent, he wasn't Mbappe.

[The Stones Back Page @StonesBackPage]

We're revamping The Back Page website ahead of the 2026-27 season.
Here's an article called: "Stuck on Amber".
https://t.co/JkHD0Kkfxm

[Maidstoneisaurus 🇺🇦 @TransferCunt]

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[Maidstoneisaurus 🇺🇦 @TransferCunt]

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[Maidstoneisaurus 🇺🇦 @TransferCunt]

BREAKING: @transfercunt understands senior figures at FIFA feel Gullit didn’t go far enough and are privately urging Infantino to self-immolate. https://t.co/y993Lj4WN9

[Maidstoneisaurus 🇺🇦 @TransferCunt]

BREAKING: @Transfercunt understands Tony Incenzo has been deported from England’s World Cup base after aggressively asking a press officer if there would be programmes for group stage matches.

[Maidstoneisaurus 🇺🇦 @TransferCunt]

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[Maidstoneisaurus 🇺🇦 @TransferCunt]

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[Maidstoneisaurus 🇺🇦 @TransferCunt]

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[Maidstoneisaurus 🇺🇦 @TransferCunt]

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[Maidstoneisaurus 🇺🇦 @TransferCunt]

BREAKING: @transfercunt understands there is "no truth" to a rumour that an FA party including Jack Pearce and Barry Bright have been detained by ICE agents at Dulles Airport.

[Maidstoneisaurus 🇺🇦 @TransferCunt]

BREAKING: @transfercunt understands there is "no truth" to a rumour that an FA party including Jack Pearce and Barry Bright have been detained by ICE agents at Dulles Airport.