Countess of Transylvania

493 years old | Countess | For legal reasons, I can not say if I am or am not related to Count Dracula

[Countess of Transylvania @Transylvania562]

@3rdEyeGooch @BlFLEXUAL

[Sammy J Jonah Jameson @SammyJReacts]

They’re laughing? This woman is singing her heart out in minionese and they’re laughing?

[MUSAH ⛓️ @HOWLSMUSAH]

caralho tipo dar tapa na televisão de tubo pra voltar a funfar

[aezzie !! ♂ @AezzieUwU]

This is the kind of propaganda spread by the New York Post. They phrase it in the most vague way imaginable to get you to think he is considering this idea, when in reality he was asked about it on an interview and straight up said “No, the constitution looks good the way it is.”

[Tomie 🐞 @bridalshowerss]

o arco de vilā dela na verdade deveria ter começado aqui

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“They are stealing our jobs.”

Yes Billy, who failed high school, Rajesh the astrophysicist has stolen your job.

[rory @CococonutGun]

americans be like: yeah i keep my dog in the garage

[𝑻𝒉𝒆𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏 @RhaenyraTruther]

If Aegon's claim was so strong, why did the Greens hide Viserys's death, rush a secret coronation, imprison people who refused to support Aegon, and crown him before Rhaenyra even knew her father was dead? Sounds like usurpation to me.

[bat020 @bat020]

welcome to London under SHARIAH LAW

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Probably one of the worst ways you could start your adulthood is by completely withdrawing from your education, career, and social life to go run around a lobotomization camp and get degraded by emotionally stunted grown men for 2 years

[#12 🇧🇷 🇨🇻 🇯🇵 🇫🇷 🇳🇴🇪🇨 @DeOne___]

Nope just the center of the UK because it’s the capital and that’s usually what capital cities are for.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

I’m guessing this version of “from the river to the sea” will get zero media attention.

[julia @eathedocument]

ai surveillance girlfriend and sports betting boyfriend awwww

[Gryffix 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 @Gryffix]

I have been informed this is not a problem because they have airco

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

data centres are quite literally cooking the earth but nvidia wants us to believe that ai is actually good for everyone

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

E quem deu o dinheiro pra ele fundar a empresa??

[wells (wants a better world) @WellsLucasSanto]

world falling apart but mamdanistan is literally sunshine and rainbows 🥺😭 you love to see it

[Rupert Myers @RupertMyers]

Solar roofs to car parks should be an absolute no-brainer. Keeping cars cool while harvesting the sun’s energy. We’re utterly mad not to do this.

[grizzy @Furbeti]

Mackenzie Scott received 36 billion in the divorce in 2019

She has given over 26 billion since then

She's estimated to have a current net worth of 40 billion

[luna 💌 @F1REAKS]

what the hell is a golden goal

[Pubity @pubity]

The EU is banning all big clothing manufacturers from throwing away unsold clothing and shoes starting July 19, 2026.

It must be either reused, recycled, resold at a lower price, or donated to reduce waste.