Vampire! At The Trap House

@OpiumsKiss is a fucking psycho. Don't believe her lies. I'm in the mind of @SentientSadist. Remote viewer. The safe word is Kenopsia. I miss you, Amber Anemoia

[Vampire! At The Trap House @TrapHouseKitten]

Don't get a false sense of security just because you scrolled past my tweet quickly. It never forgets a face.

[Mental Masochist @SentientSadist]

Don't ask me what's high on my priority list.
Everything on my priority list is high on something.

[Mental Masochist @SentientSadist]

Me: Time to sleep.

My mind: Time to open the gates of your heart and search the depths of your soul.

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩 @Jumperjohn1976]

Sometimes what starts as a coincidence can become the best thing in your life.

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩 @Jumperjohn1976]

Of all the things you could lose, losing yourself is the most tragic.

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩 @Jumperjohn1976]

Sometimes I wish real life had cartoon thought bubbles.

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩 @Jumperjohn1976]

All we ever have are moments.
Make sure they are memorable.

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩 @Jumperjohn1976]

Never feel guilty about removing dickheads from your life. These kind of people disregard your feelings. They need to go.

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩 @Jumperjohn1976]

Laughter and music is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩 @Jumperjohn1976]

Sometimes when you help others you are also helping yourself too.

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩 @Jumperjohn1976]

Sometimes the people who are always making others happy need someone to make sure they are happy too.

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩 @Jumperjohn1976]

Twitter is basically the modern version of having an imaginary friend.

[Mental Masochist @SentientSadist]

I'm less "fashionably" late and more "oh shit I forgot that was tonight" late.

[Mental Masochist @SentientSadist]

People are always calling me "Einstein" so I know I'm super duper smart.

[Mental Masochist @SentientSadist]

My ordeal always likes to merge into a crisis without using a blinker.

[Mental Masochist @SentientSadist]

Overthinking is a dish best served cold. Or do you like it hot. Is that too hot? Should we just go with cold. How about warm. You like it warm? Forget it. We'll just order revenge.

[Mental Masochist @SentientSadist]

People always tell me I'd be "late to my own funeral" like it's a bad thing. They'd be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

[Mental Masochist @SentientSadist]

Me trying to sleep:

My head: Welcome to the museum of every scenario you fucked up since age 12.

[Mental Masochist @SentientSadist]

You're either schizophrenic with me or you're schizophrenic with me or you're schizophrenic against me and me and me.

[Mental Masochist @SentientSadist]

My halo is just a ring of straw wrappers fused together by repressed memories and regret.

[Mental Masochist @SentientSadist]

Whoever said "team work makes the dream work" needs to explain that shit to my personalities.