El Davo

Lover of Nothing. Minstrel of Garbage. Secretly cry often.

[El Davo @TrappedInAPrizm]

@JeffPassan Coward!

[Wilson Wednesday! @sparkleonwilson]

Sparkle on! It's Wednesday! Don't Forget to be yourself!

[Mike Mayer @mikemayer22]

Yan started playing pro ball in 2014. Blew out his elbow at 19. Didn't pitch in pro ball for five seasons. During that time, he worked as a roofer, landscaper, and delivery driver. He was playing in a local Sunday league for a team called the Expendables. Let the man celebrate.

[Wilson Wednesday! @sparkleonwilson]

Sparkle on! It's Wednesday! Don't Forget to be yourself!

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

How do you grade these Brewers acquisitions at the Trade Deadline?

- Bo Naylor
- Dustin May
- JoJo Romero
- Antonio Senzatela

MLB Network + @CohnReznick

[El Davo @TrappedInAPrizm]

@Brewers Admin, can we please see the entire pitch from the stretch? Seems insane not to show it

[El Davo @TrappedInAPrizm]

@Brewers Can we get the full pitch?! Absolutely insane not to show everything.

[El Davo @TrappedInAPrizm]

@Brewers Can we get the full pitch please?? Jesus..

[El Davo @TrappedInAPrizm]

@xstinamendez I swear the right eye (her left) is higher than the other

[El Davo @TrappedInAPrizm]

@xstinamendez I sweat to god, I am sober this time. One of her eyes is higher that the other

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Auntie Anne be puttin her whole pussy in them pretzels my word

[El Davo @TrappedInAPrizm]

@Drugotz790thejo Tavern League

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

My culture is not your costume

[In Gard We Trust @MadisonMessiah]

I try not to get political, but In the Wisconsin Governor’s race I’ll vote for whichever candidate promises to make it illegal for the Brewers to pitch Brandon Sproat the day after they pitch Jacob Misiorowski. This is cruel and unusual punishment for us.

[Cozy @cosyposter]

toe shark

[Isaac @Isaura_Ez]

An excuse to post one of my favorite TikTok’s

[Isaac 🍸 @Isaac2003_v2]

So fun fact. Ants are so small and relatively air resistant, that their terminal velocity is only ~4 mph

That's not fast enough to harm them. So they can fall from any height and be fine